Is when you got your gf bent over for some hot and heavy action things are getting intense you feel hot and sweaty so you go to the bathroom for a shower and realize your covered from head to toe in shit or fecal basted.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
Get the Fecal bastedmug. A new type of sex act where one takes his cock after anal and smears a smily face on the recipients ass cheeks
Yo i gave nicole such a fecal smear last night, that girl needs to lay off the taco bell for awhile. There was such much shit i could have made a shit rainbow on her back
by Insert Name Here March 13, 2015
Get the fecal smearmug. 1. Acronym: FSS. At the beaches in Chicago on Lake Michigan, Fecal Shock Syndrome is the result of encountering multiple soiled diapers on the beach or in the water. Symptoms include disgust, repulsion, running to get away, and later a sense of general contamination and (possibly psychosomatic) itching and general discomfort. Many people of a certain socioeconomic group in Chicago feel this is perfectly OK: baby poops, remove diaper and toss it on the beach.
2. Any instance where you see feces and it clearly does not belong there.
2. Any instance where you see feces and it clearly does not belong there.
1. I dove in off the rocks at Montrose beach and saw three diapers floating in the water. Fecal Shock Syndrome set in immediately. I went home ant took a 30 minute shower.
2. I had fecal shock syndrome after someone shit between the dumpsters in the alley behind my apartment.
2. I had fecal shock syndrome after someone shit between the dumpsters in the alley behind my apartment.
by dickie bundle September 11, 2012
Get the Fecal Shock Syndromemug. A cold that is transmitted through the nose upon smelling the flatulance (Intestinal gas that’s passed from the anus.) of someone that has fallen ill. Similar to a standard cold the infected will often have a “runny” nose although the discharge will have a brown tint. Any sneezes will often have a fecal aroma as well.
Steve missed work today because of the “Fecal Cold” he caught when Jim farted while he was still contagious.
by BigJimmy82 November 14, 2018
Get the fecal coldmug. Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.
Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.
Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.
by gonzobrains April 22, 2024
Get the fecal presentationmug. by few2020 November 10, 2021
Get the Fecal Freddymug. Yesterday, Eric and I were talking about the biggest craps we'd ever taken. It was complete fecal chatter.
by Drizzah October 22, 2008
Get the fecal chattermug.