Fecal Portal

Alternate name for one's butthole or anus.

I had some dark matter come out of my fecal portal the other night.

by Meguymandudeboy January 27, 2017

Fecal moss

When a turd sticks to the side of the toilet.

I noticed you planted some fecal moss upstairs.

by honkingdirtsnakes May 15, 2025

fecal cold

A cold that is transmitted through the nose upon smelling the flatulance (Intestinal gas that’s passed from the anus.) of someone that has fallen ill. Similar to a standard cold the infected will often have a “runny” nose although the discharge will have a brown tint. Any sneezes will often have a fecal aroma as well.

Steve missed work today because of the “Fecal Cold” he caught when Jim farted while he was still contagious.

by BigJimmy82 November 14, 2018

fecal presentation

A non-profane way of saying "shit show."

Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.

Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.

by gonzobrains April 22, 2024

Fecal Floatation

A condition often provoked by anal sex in the bathtub

Stacey: Yes we can try anal in the bathtub so it doesn't get messy
Ron: Ok honey... anything for anal
Stacey: Oh that is pretty good Ron... please take it out though
Ron: Holy cow! What came out with my penis
Stecey: I don't know honey... let's call it a fecal floatation

by FunniCuzItsTru July 27, 2013

Equal-fecal

With any and ALL genders involved in being a piece of sh*t.😜🐤💨💩👀😁

You might ALL be EQUAL-FECAL people as a platter,,,I mean matter of crap,,uhhh,fact.......😁 -NACuvSRO

by NACuvSRO May 4, 2021

Fecal delusion

Believing that anything that exits their body through their anus does not have odor.

Brad's fecal delusions after eating fast food tacos got him thrown out of the car pool.

by B. Fashizz June 3, 2016