Faking the snake

To add a seemingly random and/or useless detail to a story in order to make it more believable.

"So, one time when I was working as the cashier, this massive guy came into the store, wearing this odd shirt of a cobra..."
"Alan, are you faking the snake with me?"

by Picodreng November 3, 2017

Fapping a fatty

The act of being stupid as shit jacking the fuck off while dipping

Yo this john bitch was in the bathroom fapping a fatty

by Jerry73 December 18, 2017

fapping god

A PIECE OF SHIT

I KNOW A FAPPING GOD.

by 84udahbsdka November 9, 2017

faking it rain

A phrase commonly used as to when one has the desire to show off how much cash they have, but in reality you only have $2 lazy ass *sobs*

"Man, I am gonna make it rain tonig- no, wait, I'm faking it rain cuz I'm broke af"

by slovakianspoopdookies February 3, 2018

Fawking Wit Ya

Fawking wit ya is a term used by retarded English men to explain that they were just jolking with one of their mates.

Ex: "Oi you there, yeah the pig fucker in the back. You's a cunt licker. Just fawking wit ya."

by Knee-Grow united June 12, 2018

Falking

Fart walking

I was falking all the way to the bathroom.

I hit the hallway falking the whole way.

by TeedoBurrito October 8, 2018

Fanking

Fanking is the delightful art of re-contextualising a product by taking a photo of it near your crotch

MCM loves Fanking!

by Chappers88 October 17, 2018