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rain fairy

a woman whose boots get soaked and turned squishy and sloshy during a rainy day. She is said to be klutzy and short. Rain fairies usually whine about how their shoes got wet from the rain yet they still love the rainy weather. Rain fairies might also whine about their difunctional umbrellas.
Rain fairy: "Ugh! My shoes are wet from the rain.~ Why did i choose to wear these shoes!"
Unknown Speaker: "You rain fairy."
by The Half-Eaten Cookie April 5, 2010
mugGet the rain fairymug.

Hairy fairy

Having too much hair on unwanted areas of the female body.
Wow, that chick's a hairy fairy, did you see mustache she has?
by Dotanairy January 22, 2020
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Fairy fuck

To blow someone's mind into another dimension whilst having sexual interourse. AKA neverland.
Harry Potter and Hermione had such a fairy fuck, it took them weeks to return from outer space.
by Patriia Pan January 12, 2015
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Fruit fairy

Someone who a majority of their diet is made up of fruit.
“My girlfriend is a fruit fairy, she only eats smoothies and fruits”
“She must be on the high fructose fruit fairy diet”
by Pineapple Whisperer May 10, 2019
mugGet the Fruit fairymug.

booze fairy

Someone who leaves booze of any kind of your doorstep without getting caught.
I JUST GOT BOOZED BY THE BOOZE FAIRY.
I JUST GOT SPRINKLED BY THE BOOZE FAIRY.
by CreateYourOwnHappiness June 17, 2020
mugGet the booze fairymug.

dumpster fairy

A female with multicoloured hair and tattered Bohemian clothing, also referred to as a Crunchie. They are generally seen hanging around their Wookie boyfriends in the parking lot of a Phish concert or lolling about some public space. They sometimes make a living by selling knotted bracelets made from hemp string or objects they found dumpster diving.
Check out that dumpster fairy with the aquamarine hair. Why is she with that stinky Wookie? He must have concert tickets or really good weed.
by Hitchhiker42 May 5, 2018
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fecal fairy

a person who leaves fecal matter behind where it shouldnt be
gramps had a visit from the fecal fairy.
by Tenacious P & Swamp Ass January 8, 2005
mugGet the fecal fairymug.

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