EWINCHI

Everybody Wants it, Nobody Can Have it. The classic coming-of-age trope. (can be stylized EWI;NCHI)
Used when describing a steamin' hot hot hot girl or guy, who is either (likely) taken, or one of a dozen other reasons why you need not apply.

Reasons why someone could be an EWINCHI:
Hot girl/guy online going viral.
Literal celebrity.
Women online are not real.™
"He's the most popular guy in school!"
gay

Or anything that makes this person your equivalent to an MPDG.

She's cute, she can dance real well, sometimes she falls asleep in class like me, but she's so popular... Suzy is a total EWINCHI.

by bargingo March 12, 2020

Elaine Paiged

Elaine Paige OBE is a British singer most well known for her work in musical theatre. She was well known for being slightly confrontational (in a funny way) during interviews. To be ‘Elaine Paged’ is to be roasted/insulted.

He got totally ‘Elaine Paiged’ in that diss track.

by TyskieTyskie April 20, 2020

Ewan

The hottest guy ever. I luv him os much if anyone every hurts an Ewan i will kill you in a second. ewan has a bbc and is precious dont touch ewan UWU!

man 1: ew ewan is so groos
everyone: OMG DONT HURT EWAN

by iamagirl69696969 April 26, 2020

Elaina

Scrub lord

Elaina is a scrub lord in the dictionary

by Meh420666 May 5, 2020

Elaina

Most likely gymnast, save Adam, Mimi, Carson, phoebe, kind soul, deserving, wings, food

Elaina was tired

by Mysteruser May 26, 2020

Ewan

The best person to ever exesit the cutest funniest perosn you ever meet. People may think he is annoying but when you know him he is perfect. A lot of girls like him because he is just that cute

Oh get ready it's Ewan

by Loopyfruity September 23, 2020

Ewing

The action of looking at something with an expression that says “ew”.

“What are you doing?”

“I’m ewing over these knockoff brands.”

“Oh.”

by Mitzonu September 29, 2020