Everybody Wants it, Nobody Can Have it. The classic coming-of-age trope. (can be stylized EWI;NCHI)
Used when describing a steamin' hot hot hot girl or guy, who is either (likely) taken, or one of a dozen other reasons why you need not apply.
Reasons why someone could be an EWINCHI:
Hot girl/guy online going viral.
Literal celebrity.
Women online are not real.™
"He's the most popular guy in school!"
gay
Or anything that makes this person your equivalent to an MPDG.
Used when describing a steamin' hot hot hot girl or guy, who is either (likely) taken, or one of a dozen other reasons why you need not apply.
Reasons why someone could be an EWINCHI:
Hot girl/guy online going viral.
Literal celebrity.
Women online are not real.™
"He's the most popular guy in school!"
gay
Or anything that makes this person your equivalent to an MPDG.
She's cute, she can dance real well, sometimes she falls asleep in class like me, but she's so popular... Suzy is a total EWINCHI.
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