european jigsaw

a term that is used to fool defenses in high school football. Also just an awesome combination of words.

Did you see that European Jigsaw on that last play?

by EuropeanJigsaw October 29, 2015

european bottle rocket

The act of ejaculating while using a penis pump. You must then take said ejaculate and pump the entirety of it into your anus

Guy 1: "Dude I pulled a European bottle rocket last night"

Guy 2: "Nice"

by ZzzNCzzZ September 24, 2017

European Princess

When you shove your balls into a girl's vagina and proceed to pee on her

I gave that slut a European Princess and she smelled like garbage after and before.

by anonymous July 26, 2022

European baptism

Peeing inside a women in lieu of ejaculation.

"I gave her the ol' European baptism last night"

by Willysaucy April 20, 2023

European Gurgler

Urinating in a persons mouth from at least six feet away.

That girl last night was real European Gurgler.

by Yes my son March 15, 2024

European they/them of assertive negotiation

Replacing the "Portuguese man o' war "
With "European they/them of assertive negotiation ",fully inclusive , English for the woke .

I saw a "European they/them of assertive negotiation" by the sea yesterday, They sting is said to be potentially lethal.

by at073 October 7, 2023

European Torque Tester

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.

“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”

by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023