Ethan

Has small stick thighs

You have Ethan thighs

by Hjnnsd February 16, 2020

Ethan

Has an absolute huge cock, an all round top shagger and perhaps the biggest legend to have ever graced the planet

Steve:"Wagwan my drilla, has man seen Ethan today?"
Bob: "yes my guy, best day of my life"

by Bigmanwazoski July 21, 2021

Ethan

A stupid whore who no one likes

Girl #1: last night ethan tried to talk to me!
Girl #2: oh my gosh i feel so bad for you...

by someone yummy November 26, 2018

Ethan

Wasting there time chasing imaginary people, doesn’t seem real. Hide behind parents and spend times making excuses if you meet one make fun of them, they are easy to lie to and they will always throw money out to fake people so always lie to them about being their friend…

That boy ethan doesn’t know his girlfriend is getting piped by the bully that harassing him but hey let not let him know that…

by Biggestkikever October 4, 2021

Ethan

He sucks cock

Man 1: Did you have Ethan eat you out?
Man 2: Totally Man

by A Man Who Has A Name March 4, 2022

Ethan

Very confusing and annoying. Incredibly stubborn.

Ughh I just met an Ethan

by very annoyed sasha June 2, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is someone that will always puts a smile on your face. He cherishes your happiness over his own no matter what you do. You always need to treat him with love and respect because he will love you unconditionally.

Ethan is my best friend!
I can’t wait to marry Ethan!

by redheads do have souls March 20, 2021