by Toastermerp May 27, 2023

by greenpriviledge December 29, 2020

a backhand so epic that the person or thing recieving the epic backand is always seriously enjured usually killed and may even be destroyed from existence. similar to being backhanded by god.
Japanese Emperor: what just happened?!
General: Someone was just epic backhanded sir.
Japanese Emperor: Where at?
General: Hiroshima.
Japanese Emperor: Poor bastards....
General: Someone was just epic backhanded sir.
Japanese Emperor: Where at?
General: Hiroshima.
Japanese Emperor: Poor bastards....
by Winkmaster Wink October 28, 2010

Tom: Every time I watch Iron Man, I always get epic chills when he first puts on the completed suit.
Sam: I know watch you mean, that movie is awesome.
Sam: I know watch you mean, that movie is awesome.
by Scivi45 March 26, 2010

a sneeze that occurs while eating, resulting in a forceful expulsion of both snot and food particles, to the horror of the sneezer and everyone else present
Look out, I think Billy's about to have an epic sneeze!
Aahhchoopbthhhh!
Gross, Billy, gross! Now I have your taco salad in my soup!
Aahhchoopbthhhh!
Gross, Billy, gross! Now I have your taco salad in my soup!
by annikool February 5, 2010

i was playing basketball only to realize i was only slapping epic emerys head
i was carving a pumpkin and i was actually cutting his head open
i was carving a pumpkin and i was actually cutting his head open
by its spanking day January 17, 2020
