a backhand so epic that the person or thing recieving the epic backand is always seriously enjured usually killed and may even be destroyed from existence. similar to being backhanded by god.
Japanese Emperor: what just happened?!
General: Someone was just epic backhanded sir.
Japanese Emperor: Where at?
General: Hiroshima.
Japanese Emperor: Poor bastards....
by Winkmaster Wink October 27, 2010
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