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email sieged

Verb (present tense is email siege) The act of seemingly everyone under God's green earth emailing one email in a short period of time (to the max a week) and completely stuffing their inbox, often with useless junk mail.
Person A: Holy Crap!

Person B: What?

Person A: I was offline for like 2 days and I have 112 emails!

Person B: Enjoy being email sieged. It happened to me last week.
by Victor D. September 24, 2011
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Email Hackering

A form of online forgery in which a troll or spammer uses your email address to subscribe you to numerous sites you don't recall signing up for in the first place.

They do this to spam up the email accounts of their victims and humilate them online, often to some kind of sick fetish site or the like.
"Hey Dan...I didn't know you signed up for sissy kiss."

"What? I don't recall signing up for that site at all."

"You must have fallen victim to a case of email hackering."
by MM132 July 31, 2012
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Email face blast

In direct email marketing, an email face blast takes place when a product promotion is sent out to a large number of targeted recipients simultaneously. Typically, this full-bore marking approach is used during in new campaigns introducing never before-seen products.
Jason: Email face blast is going out tomorrow on that new OTP promo.

Koyfie: Don't forget to send tissues along with that.
by Don's Johnson August 8, 2012
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emailmageddon

A catastrophic email inbox state, whereby the volume of email coming in is greater than the owner's ability to process it.
I'm sorry for the delayed response to your email, it's emailmageddon here.
by divydovy December 15, 2011
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Email Sonar

Using transmitted email to determine if someone is out of town, mostly used in business.
"It looks like Bob is out of town. I used email sonar to see if he had an out of office notification configured. He will be back next week."
by ZoinksS2k January 1, 2012
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email chemistry

A notion of a mysterious attraction between two people via email. Most commonly happens with online dating. After reading a profile and sharing pictures, you flirt continuously via email until an eventual meeting takes place to see if true chemistry exists.
I met this guy online and we started emailing back and forth. It was amazing but I think we had email chemistry which only made me want to meet him in person more.
by KMPizze November 7, 2011
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emailusional

1. Chronic disposition to misinterpret the content of an email as a subversive attack or social dismissal of oneself, and to respond defensively, emotionally and inappropriately.

2. To respond as above to not receiving an email as the principal "TO:" designate, and/or not being CC'd or BCC'd on an email sent to others, especially those viewed as peers or subordinates.
Jane got totally upset when she got the email about the changes in the office Christmas party and fired off a flamer email back to the organizer. She is so emailusional.

Can you believe it?!! My brother sent an email to the his Mom and Dad about his vacation plans. His aunt's not speaking to him because she didn't get cc'd. How emailusional can you get?
by Jevefo January 7, 2013
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