trophy dolphin Nuggets

When a middle aged black women takes a shit on ur face and then smears it all over ur face with a butter knife and then eats ur ears off

oh man that trophy dolphin nuggets felt so good, lets do it again next week......my parents just bought new silver wear

by sick matt December 6, 2009

Wet Dolphin

When an enjoyable sexual encounter is heightened by a quick, unsuspected switcheroo from vagina to anus.

Priskey: Rumor has it you pulled the old wet dolphin last night, you sandbagging son of a bitch.

McCoy: Ya bro. I almost drowned in her pussy, so I swam to her butt.

by Jonny Tsunamii August 11, 2012

like a dolphin

This is a term said to someone if their response in conversation does not warrant a reply.

It is derived from the way dolphins are taught tricks. If the dolphin does not do what they are meant to you are to blank them and not show any form of response.

This is most commonly used when speaking with your partner after numerous arguments about the same think and they have not learnt from the previous argument.

Fred: Oranges are green.
Ted: like a dolphin.

by tedfred April 29, 2008

dolphing

The act of slapping a female across the face repeatedly with a penis.

After oral sex, Billy began dolphing his bitch until her face was red.

by Orange Donkey May 20, 2006

the dirty dolphin

When youre fuckin a skank ho on the beach, you precede to pull your slampiece out, dip it in the sand, and immediately jam it back in her pussy.

" i was having sex with your girl on the beach last night and i gave her the dirty dolphin. so if it hurts next time u bang her, now u know why. "

by nicholas wood September 4, 2006

douch

The way fucktards spell douche.
props to the one guy who correctly people from saying dush

If you spell it douch, you are a real douchebag

by ChuckNorrisOnUrbanDictionary January 17, 2007

Flogging Dolphin

When you bang a chick doggy style and flail your arms out making dolphin sounds like jim carrey in ace ventura.

John did the flogging dolphin last night when he was banging the forehead girl.

by Eric boner October 17, 2007