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douchebag

"dude, you see that guy over there?"
"yeah..."
"what you think?"
"what a douchebag .... must be a justin bieber"
by niqua October 29, 2013
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douchebag

a person who thinks they are better than anyone else and puts down people by calling them "lames".a douchebag can be found almost anywhere in the US,u can spot them by smelling the 5 gallons of axe they wear and can also be spotted by them wearing any DC,etnies,emrika or any other skater clothes and they also sport over-gelled-hair and tight pants and put their sleeves up on their hoodies.they can be found mostly in middle schools,high schools and skateparks and in their driveways trying to show off by making jumps on their skateboards.
douchebags can be treated by when they have a party, wreck it.the best solution is to buy airsoft guns and shoot up their house durring their party.
guy 1:did you see those douchebags??

guy 2:yeah,thats mason and dan thay are dicks.

guy 1:wanna crash their party later??

guy 2: sure why not!!
by Lovemachine 69 November 30, 2009
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DOUCHEBAG

SOMEONE WHO HAS THE THINKING LEVEL OF PEOPLE AND IS NOT AFRAID TO HEIR HIS/HER OPINIONS EVEN WHEN THEY MAY HURT OTHERS(THE TRUTH HURTS ANYWAYS)
HE SAID I AM UGLY TO MY FACE IN FRONT OF THE PUBLIC HE WAS BEING SUCH A DOUCHEBAG
by TEMP M September 29, 2015
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Douchebagation

Where a douche bag of some sort(Matt or any type of male) who gets dominated or pwned by a woman which makes them a douche bag more than they already were.
Matt: 2+2=6
Kaylee: No, it's 4.
Matt: Nu-uh!
Kaylee: Is so! Stop being such a butt face just face the fact you got Douchebagation but in a past tense.
by Mel. March 18, 2008
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douchebag

you're smart, EXTREMELY funny, and the best part is that u treat girls with respect.
Girl-
"Hey, I don't like you because you're a douchebag!"

Guy-
"Dang."
by Pervis Ellis April 7, 2007
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Douchebag

People who breath through their mouths while they talk (mouth breathers), People who pout when they lose the game, people who refuse to play for the team that drafts them, people who go to the super bowl numerous times & can't win, Win and take credence from the RB who actually deserves it, people who are punk ass bitches!
John Elway, douchebag
by myspace.com/enixred December 22, 2008
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douchebag

On day me and my friend were walking through a mall. It was a really rainy day so we were gonna hang out at the mall and breath some fumes, it was pretty fun until some -douchebag- adult got a cop on us, then we were screwed. Ten years later, I'm free!
by The Floop June 20, 2007
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