Doody Golem

A Doody Golem is similar to the traditional Golem of Jewish folklore but instead being made out of earth of clay it is made out of human or animal excrament.

"Oh Moshe, What evil thing have you constructed?? Is it a Golem?"

"No Herschel....It's a Doody Golem, made from the doody of a thousand goyim. It does whatever I can command."

"The rebbe would not approve!"

by Shmuli Ellison February 24, 2008

Dook

Something older people might call you, in the same way that they might call you "love" or "dear" in other places.

You are such a Dook! :)

by dArTiZ March 9, 2010

scooby dooby jew

Another great word for a jew...

a: heh see that jew over there?
b: Yeah
a: Scooby dooby jew
b: hah

by Curly February 28, 2005

dook

n. terd
see also dooky

v. to lay a terd

Man, I just laid the biggest dook.

Dude, if you dont shut up, ill dook in your mouth.

by tony kroeger January 26, 2003

Dook

Taking a hit of the hallucinogen LSD via the anus.

Dude, I got some gnarly acid this week and my girl Gina and I did the dook with it.

by sunnydooker May 7, 2008

scooby dooby noob

A more entertaining way to insult people on the internet, often used with other n00b words. Also written as sc00by d00by n00b.

Player1: n00b
Player1: n00blet
Player1: scooby dooby noob!
Player2: OMGSH!$##$^@#$^%@ 1'm 50 1n5ult3d 7h4t 1 qu17.

by CrazyGuyWithNoNameOrSpaces June 25, 2006

dooka

Dooka is an Australian slang term for a fowl, (chicken or a turkey), due to the sound they make, DOOK DOOK.

Turkey: "Dook dook, dook .."
Person: Hello dooka! Here dook dook dooka ..

by axxs May 24, 2007