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dodgeball

The best game to play during P.E./Gym. Not played in American schools because hippocritical liberals in the Department of Educationthink it's too violent even though we're at war. Converted to Nation-ball because players are also behind the other team. That makes students feel like they're in war.
Ok, in nation-ball, a few players will be behind the other team so it seems like you're surrounded by an enemy army!
by army_azn December 15, 2004
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Dodge Ram

The world's greatest truck.
God's gift to earth.
The 5.7 liter engine makes men cum in there pants while the engine hits high rpms
notorious for raping all other trucks chevy,ford,nissan,toyota,gmc.
1500 leads all aspects of beastness(towing,horsepower,payload,displacement, all that good shit) and most importantly manlyness
reliable and backed by a lifetime powertrain warranty all others aint got shit on this piece of Dodge legend
My Dodge Ram just pulled a silverado to fucking kingdom come.

That rednecks Ram just vaped that homos f-150.

The Ram just slayed a wannabe tundra with a 5.7
the reason it one because the badges say hemi
by ryry sand April 27, 2010
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dodgeball

i would risk my life in a game of dodgeball.
by whitney September 29, 2003
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Dodgamnit

Dodgamnit!!!!
by Ram-Dawg April 20, 2003
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Dodgeball

Where at least half of my school memories were made. A game where you can just unleash your anger and have some fun with your friends. At my school we played it every single friday and I had PE last period and that was basiclly "a short cut to the weekend". What made it really fun was if you hit someone in the head you get bonus points because they have to take someone on there tam out with them. We also had a rule that if you got hit so hard and you went to the ground you also had to take someone out with you. But now we have dumb ass parents that are complaining about there kids getting a little bruise or cut on them. Well parents I got a newsflash for you: YOU CAN GET HURT IN EVERY SINGLE SPORT POSSIBLE!!!!!!! So if your one of those parents well how bout you go buy your kid a sumo suit and let them play before you ruin it for everyone.
OMG my kid got a microscopic bruise on him from playing Dodgeball lets sue the school board!!!!!! WTF people its school shit happens. If your kid would actually dodge like the game title says you wouldnt have that problem.
by Mr. Murphy(the awsome one) January 1, 2012
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Dodge Double Fist

When a drunk, preferably overweight, individual passes out with a sandwich in each hand.
Person 1: Did you hear about Matt? He totally pulled a Dodge Double Fist, then someone stole one of the sandwiches from him while he was passed out!

Person 2: That's alright, he doesn't need two sandwiches, he could stand to lose some weight.
by wheel'n'deal September 13, 2012
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Dick Dodge

When a person is trying to avoid having sex with another.
Lacy's over there talking with her ex; he's been trying to get some "alone time" with her for the last hour, but so far she's successfully dick dodged him.
by AcalaRae March 8, 2009
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