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dickmedown

a speech when someone says "cam u you dickmedown ples" sexual intercouse
hey bob can you dickmedown for dad
by cvhdsfjsdfsd May 28, 2021
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dicktension

1. Receiving sexual attention needed from a man to relieve and release tension and frustration
Dicktension is needed in order to complete my day. It’s been very hectic!
by KÜL-1’s KORNER November 15, 2021
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Dicktember

Dicktember is when you can grab anybody yk what only if his name starts with an A for the whole month
Emily: Hey Asher

Asher: Yes Emily

Emily: yk today’s dicktember

Asher: what that mean
Emily: I can grab anyone who names start with an A di¢k for the whole month

Asher: This gonna hurt all month
by Arri’Anne September 1, 2021
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Dicked Down Syndrome

Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.
Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"

Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."

Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"

Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"

Iam "We must have used that line before..."

Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"

Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"

Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"

Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2022
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Dicked Out

To dickride or overly exaggerate gratitude towards someone.
“He dicked out, kept bringing dude up and how much money & hoes he got.”
by 225 Encyclopedia April 20, 2022
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Dicked off

When someone screws you over a serious amount
Don’t dick me off now. I’ve no time for it!
I’m getting dicked off!
by Richbitch420 May 2, 2022
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dicked down into the earth

Fully annihilated in any context wherever used.
The Sunblade Arch Mage must be dicked down into the earth or the priests will heal him to full health.
by WoWAddict7 June 28, 2022
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