Me: I hate when the furnace is just fired up in the fall, it smells and it's noisy.
Them: Time to get used to those demon farts. Once up and running, they diminish.
Me: Right? I just have to get used to it.
Them: Time to get used to those demon farts. Once up and running, they diminish.
Me: Right? I just have to get used to it.
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018

chaitanya is a chick magnet with a really big pp who is a demon and is a very nice friend 👍 he's may be trustworthy, you get a sparkly feeling when he touches your body. dude plays fortnite all day, on top of being the hottest guy you'll ever meet in your life, he's also a nerd and academically good. you should keep a sticker of his holiness saved with you. dilo ka chor.
by kaavyaloml June 19, 2022

A coaster nerd from New Jersey who think everything gives ejectow except for the ones that actually do. He has claimed to have had AIDS, foot lice, & he has eaten his own crap before, although he has gotten past all of those. (At least publicly) He thinks Jersey Devil Coaster is the greatest thing ever even though it has flojector at best. He is a literal demon so that's why. He also thinks whatever the top 2 coasters he's ridden is the top 2 in the whole world, even though he's only ridden less than 3% of all coasters. Finally, he can be very geen sometimes, so watch out for your local Coaster Demon!
Tarby: You have AIDS, Kyle (Coaster Demon)
Coaster Demon: No I don't
Tarby: Oh but are you going to the SawCon?
Coaster Demon: The what?
Tarby: SawCon deez nuts!!!
Coaster Demon: Y u bully me brev
Coaster Demon: No I don't
Tarby: Oh but are you going to the SawCon?
Coaster Demon: The what?
Tarby: SawCon deez nuts!!!
Coaster Demon: Y u bully me brev
by Mr. Roller Coasters August 5, 2021

Person 1: hey man look how far Adam is stood away from the urinal
Person 2: yeah he's definitely got a demon dong
Person 2: yeah he's definitely got a demon dong
by AbsoluteBantorLad January 26, 2017

by why does this have to be me July 14, 2023

by Nick Gonzalez March 29, 2008

The monster that hides in stores and convinces you to buy random stuff that you don't need or are not on your list. This creature especially likes to hide in stores such as Walmart and Ross.
Chelsea: OMG! I went to Walmart with a grocery list and totally got attacked by the Splurge Demon on my way to the checkout!
Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?
Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/
Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?
Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/
by Kylie Koxxx June 17, 2010
