Me: I hate when the furnace is just fired up in the fall, it smells and it's noisy.
Them: Time to get used to those demon farts. Once up and running, they diminish.
Me: Right? I just have to get used to it.
Them: Time to get used to those demon farts. Once up and running, they diminish.
Me: Right? I just have to get used to it.
by Siouxsie Supertramp January 23, 2018
two siblings that take 0 fucks, and could care less what you think of them, usually found in the shadows, watching your every move, Onyx (cm), the older twin will make it clear what they think of you, Orion the younger, smarter twin is more mystery, you never know where you stand with him unless he tells you flat out. These two you don't f with unless your want your mentality screwed up. They lead a close knit team of people, their names are unknown still.
"aye, you seen the demon twins lately?"
"nah, they chose to keep close to their team, good luck infultraiting them, they don't let the average scum join their ranks."
"nah, they chose to keep close to their team, good luck infultraiting them, they don't let the average scum join their ranks."
by chaos calls me December 15, 2021
Person 1: hey man look how far Adam is stood away from the urinal
Person 2: yeah he's definitely got a demon dong
Person 2: yeah he's definitely got a demon dong
by AbsoluteBantorLad January 26, 2017
by kkeros October 23, 2022
by why does this have to be me July 15, 2023
The monster that hides in stores and convinces you to buy random stuff that you don't need or are not on your list. This creature especially likes to hide in stores such as Walmart and Ross.
Chelsea: OMG! I went to Walmart with a grocery list and totally got attacked by the Splurge Demon on my way to the checkout!
Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?
Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/
Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?
Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/
by Kylie Koxxx June 15, 2010