Liberal Democrats

Who?
Person 1: "Does the name Tim Farron mean anything to you?"

Person 2: "Nope."

Person 1: "Me neither."

Person 3: "Lots of weed and 16 year olds voting!"

Person 1: "ah... Now I remember"

Boris: "Jesus christ Nigel! Is that what I think it is?"

Nigel: "My God Boris! It's a one of those liberal democrats! I thought those things were extinct in Britain."
by A Sceptical Leftie October 28, 2017
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Democratic Socialism

A "Big Tent" definition of Democratic Socialism, that includes Bernie Sanders, AOC, me, and maybe you:

A democratic process of defining, shaping, and implementing shared agreements to ensure that (A) The essential needs of every individual and community are met*, (B) Every individual/organization does and gives their fair share in support of healthy, safe, and functioning communities, and (C) Every individual/organization/community/nation considers their impact on their neighbors, resources, and planet.

A participatory, non-exploitative, and regenerative system of economics that supports individual, community, and planetary well-being.

*Essential Needs: Housing, water, food, safety, health care (including physical, mental, and dental health), education/childcare, transportation, communications, banking, and retirement/disability income.
Democratic Socialism empowers the democratic majority to end the exploitative, unsustainable, and non-regenerative behaviors of individuals, organizations, and governments in support of individual, community, and planetary well-being.
by Bay Area Person February 18, 2019
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democrat smart

it's an oxymoron since democrats are stupid
by Timofree June 1, 2009
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Democrat

(See also: Liberal, Jackass) A leftwing member of the U.S. Government who believes in killing babies, supporting gay sex, surrendering to every damn country america goes to war with, and spending every last dime you have on shit you do NOT need. (Just like your D-bag friend who refuses to pay you back the money he borrowed from you.) They have a sevret underground lair in the uninhabited wastelands of wyoming where they are trying to revive stalin and overthrow the US government with a super communist robot army.
Person A: Hey did you vote for Obama in the '08 election?
Person B: No, I voted for McCain because i am NOT a faggot-ass Democrat.
Person A: . . .
by anonymous187373 May 14, 2011
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Democrat

Synonymous with Corruption, Oppression, Agenda 21 and the New World Order.
Death, Tyranny, Misery and Disease.
These Democrats will be the scourge of America
by Definition Doctor April 11, 2020
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Democrat

An emotionally unstable person that thinks he/she lives in rainbow land. A person that hates Republicans especially Donald Trump. A person that will call Donald Trump a racist just because he's building a wall on the border and only thinks with emotions and not logic. A person that will go against Donald Trump even if he/she is wrong and Donald Trump is right. A person that supports the lgbt community and calls a man a woman because he's gay which is like calling a dog a cat. A person that hates Fox news and loves CNN. A person that will still hate Donald Trump even if Trump make the economy better and the unemployment rate at it's lowest. A real Democrat has no respect for Christians (Trevor Noah).
Look, that Democrat is arguing with a Republican.
That Democrat is crying because Donald Trump won the elections.
by GshJMmak May 11, 2020
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Democratic Socialist

Dude, did you hear that Bernie is a Democratic Socialist? I never knew he hated America.
by SovietTaters September 17, 2020
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