phil data

Nigger-lipped yardape indigenous to Barberton. See also moon cricket and Nigger McNiggerson. Subhuman intelligence, yet has opposable thumbs with which he signs other niggers to 50yr interest only loans.

That wasn't a leprechaun, that was phil data!

by ydfgt July 30, 2006

phil data

1. (n) of or pertaining to the sub-human class of yard ape characterized by a large frontal lobe, wide nose, and underdeveloped intelligence. Nominally human because of the opposable thumb that allows the phil data to sign other nigs to 50-yr interest only loans.

2. (v) to place balls on one's chin

3. (n) a mythical creature of Afriacan descent that lives in trees. Often seen as having a man's head and a dog's ass and is therefore known as a 'bitch-ass nigger'.

1. Dat loan offisuh jus' signeded me but I finks he phil data'd me.

2. Dude that chick looked all phil data when I gave her the roman helmet.

3. That wasn't no leprechaun in those trees, that was a phil data!

by g-g-g-unit13 July 27, 2006

dadtax

Aka, "child support". A long-term and generally hefty tax created by the ultra rich in an attempt to keep men in western world from breeding.

A form of birth control passed off under the guise of "taking care of 'their' kids" (which is funny as many dadtaxee don't even get to see their offspring much less have possession of them).

The way it works is simple: Offer mom lots of free money (taken from dad) to do nothing other than "keep" kids away from dad. That is fitting as dad is forced to work most of the time using the threat of jail and the corresponding rapes/violence as incentive.
It's pretty clear cut, dad 'must' work to pay mom/lawyers/judges/social workers/psychologists and the rest of those who live from "family" (more like destroying families) courts. If he doesn't pay/work, "they" will take everything he has and throw him in a cage.
Those Nazi tactics sure make fatherhood look like a nightmare and that is the point, convince men not to have kids.

Rich guy: If you have kids, you'll become a financial slave, it'll ruin your life!

Dad: Sounds like you know all about it, did you and your buddies invent dadtax?

Rich Guy: You mean "child support"?...have to be going now.

by EqualShares? July 27, 2009

Data Wrangler

A software developer / database administrator responsible for OLAP tools. Reports to a dumbass junior VPs of Sales, not the IT or IS people. Usually a low-paid consultant. Generates stupid reports for stupid people.

The data wrangler wants us to put another joint-key index on the sold_items table. Dumbass, doesn't he know that slows down inserts?

by javaman May 12, 2004

data mining

When somebody attempts to 'mine' data from a www server by guessing which unseen directories are browseable.

I found pictures of your dad with a tranny in /private/dad/

by tme February 25, 2004

data rage

Rage brought on by technology

The man shot the rude texter because of data rage.

by Qixter January 15, 2014

Data

Data is information. It is also the name of an android on Star Trek the Next Generation

I need more data.
Data walked up to the replicator to feed his cat Spot.

by Sunny Dancer May 18, 2015