Dane

A little bitch who whines because he sucks at any FPS. He should die in a hole after being fucked in the ass

"Dude, stop playing like a dane"

by 69_Man May 11, 2016

danceturbate

To dance by yourself while no one is watching.

Elizabeth: Hi Miguel, I heard a lot of music coming from your apartment last night. Were you having a party?

Miguel: No, I was by myself. I was danceturbating. Do you ever danceturbate?

Elizabeth: Yes, I danceturbate at least 4 times a week.

Miguel: That's two times more than me. Maybe we should get together sometime.

Elizabeth: That would be totally sweet.
Miguel: Excellent.

by lnxfi October 30, 2007

Daneh

a small, fiesty irish girl who likes to sleep around

Dave: your such a daneh!
Jake: yo mama
Dave: your mum's a tiny whore (daneh)

by akkarin March 30, 2009

Dane

Dane is a funny guy that couldn’t care less about what happens to himself but if you fuck with the few things he cares about he will rip your esophagus out and shove it up your ass. He spends too much time looking at his phone and is very socially awkward, and is probably extremely depressed unless he is around his friends. His parents might hate him, but he hates them even more. He’s the kind of person to throw himself in front of a train to keep the two people in this world that he cares about safe. He is the kind of person you will be friends with and never want to let go.

Wow. Dane is so funny and such a great friend

by Reekid September 25, 2019

Dane Cook

A fairly funny comedian who's humour can sometimes be very disturbingly close to the listener's thoughts about society. He has had several comedy albums and a few tv specials, but unfortunately has a rather lackluster film career. Lots of people love him, but everybody hates his worshipping audience, who seem to laugh at the least funny statements, mostly because it is made of 90% women who just want to have sex with him.

"I wanna fuck Dane Cook!" -any girl from age 15 to 30.

"That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

"This fucking audience is getting on my nerves. -anyone listening to a Dane Cook album

by Quaff May 8, 2008

Dane Cook

The funniest douchebag on the planet.

From the good ("You've just driven into Fuckville") to the bad (the "superfinger"), Dane Cook is nevertheless an enjoyable act.

by Injectable August 8, 2008

Dane

The cockiest piece of shit you will ever meet in your life. He believes he is better than everyone. He is an athletic kid but he also thinks he is the most athletic out of everyone.

Dane just said he was the best at everything... again.

by guy man guy January 9, 2016