Damo'd

The act of being jumped by a guy called Damo

Butler got Damo'd coz he decided to throw stones at Damo's window

by buttfuck160792 October 9, 2008

dahyoongi

the hottest, funniest, AND best youngi + dahyun stan out there.

dahyoongi is so cool :(

by sugaryyoongi June 1, 2021

Jeffrey Dahmer

there was a man
named Jeffrey Dahmer
He raped some kids
He gave them drugs,
And they gave him...hugs

Apparently, Jeffrey Dahmer's last words were "What's eating you, buddy?"

by hi babies February 10, 2004

Daemon

Unlike Demons, which are extradimensional creatures, Daemons are what are best described as negative beings, or walking vortexes of dark matter. They are beings of pure evil that are from a prallel universe. As soon as a gap is breached between our universe and theirs, a massive extinction often occurs. Daemons are unstoppable, except by the Demons and Gods.

The last Daemon invasion took place 65 million years ago, and wiped out the first truly intelligent civilization on earth.

by detranova December 3, 2003

Fat Damon

an insult towards fat people. the humor of the term gets its punch because it rhymes with actor Matt Damon.

Doug: Carrie! You ARE abusive towards me! You make fun of my weight all the time!

Carrie: I do not!

Doug: Oh yeah? What about the time you called me Fat Damon? That was five minutes ago!!

by Chris Norton February 24, 2009

damon balls

A word that describes people who have lost there testicles as a result of injury or other perils.

Oh my god, that old mad has damon balls!

by Dictify January 4, 2009

Dahvood

Someone who, while being quite dopey and absurd, manages to be lovable anyway.

Aww don't worry Dave, we still love you, even if you're stupid.

by Eeeegor August 19, 2003