Crocodiling

When a guy goes down on a girl and all she can see is his eyes from her point of view.

There was no Crocodiling the entire time he ate my taco.

by JTurc4 June 23, 2022

The Crockpot

When your girlfriend mother drives 10 hrs having to shit, but instead ofew stopping to poo, she let's it brew until she gets to your house then paints your toilet and walls.

Dammit Linda, you did the crockpot again. My toilet looks like an atomic shit bomb went off.

by Spanky J May 2, 2015

Super Ateri Crockett

a super ateri crocket is a person or thing that is not cool or not funny

josh monson was like im hanging with you tonight my response was super ateri crockett your a fucking loser

by Arthur Denmon June 11, 2008

crocogator

Not a crocodile, but not an alligator. A little of both. Kind of like Patty Duke performing both Patty and Cathy on the Patty Duke show. Well, not really, as they were both the same person, and a croc and a gator are not the same animal. Still, the term is useful when a huge reptile is about to eat you and you can't distinguish between the two.

You: Help! A big reptile is about to eat me!
Someone else: What kind of big reptile
You: I don't know, maybe it is a crocodile, and maybe it is an alligator!
Someone else: You will have to be more specific!
You: Arrrrrghhhhh, I am being eaten alive by a crocogator!
Someone else: Aha, now I understand!

by mysterious contributor January 17, 2008

crock of shit

1. An earthenware pot, brimming with smelly excrement.

2. Bullshit, lies... deviations from the truth

1. He's shits in a crock, rather than the much popularised toilet, and as a result he's unemployed.

2. Tony had to admit that the crock of shit he and George had just made up would probably backfire on him.

by linkinmark October 15, 2004

crock butter

The term for the substance that comes up and quickly returns back down into one's throat when throwing up in one's mouth.

"Woo, excuse me I got a little crock butter!"

by Teh Evilz January 26, 2008

croca-douche

someone who wears the type of shoe known as crocs and says something stupid or not needed and annoys and/or pisses off every one in the area. They also wear socks with the crocs.

I was standing in line and a croca-douche walked up and started tell me something about a small town in mexico

by onslaught94 June 29, 2009