Cock Creep

When someone attempts to see, touch or fondle a man's genitalia, quickly, without being noticed. Common during a make-out session or in the event of sheer curiosity.
I was using the restroom at my friend's house when her and her girlfriend entered and cock creeped while I urinated in the toilet.
by Freaky-P January 24, 2010
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creeping featurism

noun

A condition in which one or more people, often in the form of a committee, progressively increase the scope and complexity of a project until the project is deemed infeasible and subsequently cancelled to the detriment of all involved.

Such projects are typically of a technical nature. Likewise someone who commits creeping featurism is most likely to be an engineer or otherwise technically advanced but not business minded.
Although market research showed that a second factory would be profitable, once the engineering department became involved, creeping featurism set in and it was self-evident that an additional plant was not a viable idea.
by Imagineer G June 18, 2013
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ghetto creep

When the unsavory element gradually expands to neighborhoods that used to be considered upper class.
We never had to lock our doors at night in this neighborhood, but because of the ghetto creep over the last few years we can't leave anything out without it disappearing. The bad part of town used to be miles away, now it's in this neighborhood too.
by Acquireutah September 3, 2017
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creep snack

-noun

1. to a bro, a small portion of food eaten between meals.
1. Dude 1: "Hey, whatcha munchin' on, dude?"

Dude 2: "Just a little creep snack, bro."
by ballershotz October 9, 2010
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Fupa Creep

The phenomenon of a rising waistband due to an enlarged fupa, i.e. the tendancy of an overweight woman to gradually place the waistband of her pants higher and higher, over time, as her fupa grows.
If your mom's fupa creep doesn't stop, pretty soon she'll be tucking her boobs under her belt.
by PhilthyZ February 3, 2010
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Silent Creep

When you switch off your "online now" status on myspace/facebook so you can roam around your friends pages without them knowing you are online. Often used by those who receive insults to always being online.
Kent: Oh my god, I just got a message from Kent but he's not online...?

Sebastian: Dude, he must be having a silent creep
by Jaspar Goodman January 10, 2008
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bullshit creep

The method by which useless crap makes its way into your job, life, etc...
"Hey, have you finished that report yet?"
"Hell no, bullshit creep set in and I'm doing everybody's else's fucking job."
by Speedwell Stu May 23, 2008
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