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Cowhey

a teacher (generally female) who exhibits uptight, bitchy and pretentious behavior toward her students in order to compensate for having a mediocre life.
When my world religions teacher acted like she had a ten foot pole shoved up her ass I suspected that she was a Cowhey.
by P. R. Hindley May 24, 2010
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Cosmic Cowboy

A style created by country rock legend Gram Parsons. A sophisticated version of cowboy style, western wear, and some flashy rock n roll elements.

Someone into this style can often be seen wearing retro clothing and vintage 60s & 70s jewelry, along with cowboy boots and other elements of country and western style.
He's not your typical redneck, he's a sophisticated cosmic cowboy!
by PrimeTimeChuck August 18, 2019
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since Jesus was a cowboy

Something that hasn't happened for a long time. Literally, before Jesus got a big promotion to supervision and quit working on the tools.
The Toronto Make Believes haven't won the Stanley Cup since Jesus was a cowboy.
by Telmea Story June 4, 2018
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cowboy walk

A slang term named after the way in which two gun slingers stepped towards eachother in old western movies just as they were about to duel with pistols. Today it refers to the way you walk when you have to take a huge shit. Or the way you walk when you have an erection and do not want anyone to notice the buldge in your pants.
1. Bob stepped out of the saloon and cowboy walked toward Steve, the dorkiest gun in The West. His hand quivered above his six shooter and he kept his eyes focused on Steve's pimply face, waiting for the slightest sign....

2. Joe, after eating four burritos had to take a huge shit. He cowboy walked from the food court to the mens room hoping no to shit his pants.

3. The customer, aroused by Nicolette's plentiful cleavage and flirtatious attitude cowboy walked back home, he needed to be alone now.
b-sol
by b-sol February 6, 2005
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Cowboy Bebop

Possibly the greatest anime ever created! You don't need to know anymore because it is so awesome, in fact, that your eyes will literally cum at the end of each episode!!!
Stop reading this and go watch Cowboy Bebop and bask in the awesomeness that it excretes!!!
by Hyperaktivemind July 27, 2010
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drugstore cowboy

Drugstore cowboys originally referred to actors dressed as cowboys who could be seen daily at the drugstore coffee counters near the Hollywood studios after unsuccessfully trying to get parts as extras in the morning's open call.
Mavis couldn't get her morning cup of coffee and danish at Schwab's on her way to work because of the crowd of drugstore cowboys hogging the counter.
by Studio Tex April 19, 2006
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cowboy bebop

the greatest anime ever created! Spike is the man and viscious is a fucking lunatic! But the designs, music, and the action are perfectly blended to show superiority over all others! Cartoon Network went and pissed me off wen they started showing it because every anime they show is mutilated. (see dragonball z)
All i have to say is...BALLAD OF FALLEN ANGELS...
by bboy blinx August 30, 2004
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