Cork Poppin

The act of inserting the clitoris into the urethra of an erect penis until the penis ejaculates with enough pressure to force the clitoris out of the urethra…

My girl got frisky last night and we did some cork poppin and ruined the new sheets.

by Dave Mcfuckin Mathews January 6, 2023

fishie cork

When your tampon that is full of blood falls out onto the floor.

EW! Her fishie cork just fell out of her va-j.j.

by karen the pumpkin October 16, 2019

Otto Corked

When you spell something right but autocorrect decides to replace it with something completely inappropriate, enigmatic or grammatically or semantically incorrect and you don't notice until RIGHT as you hit send.

"I'm looking forward to your visit but I'm so glad it's tomorrow since that gives me a chance to clean the diarrhea."

"OMG, I MEANT DISHES. CLEAN THE DISHES. I DON'T HAVE DIARRHEA! I was OTTO CORKED!"

or

"So happy the air gone."

"OMG I MEANT THEY'RE. Otto hates me."

or

"I love being sunriver where I can be myself."

"Somewhere. SOMEWHERE! What is even Sunriver?!? WTF, Otto?!?"

or

"I ight to be home later."

"What?!? Is 'ight' even a word below the Mason Dixon line? I meant OUGHT. Otto Corked thinks I'm a redneck."

by Skwirlgurl November 19, 2021

Cork Snorkler

One who gets drunk from consuming nothing but wine.

Person 1:"Did you see Cris last night downing all that wine"
Person 2: " Yeah he's a total cork snorkler"

by TheMcDonalds69 August 12, 2021

j-corking

When an individual starts stuttering and fails to provide sufficient information during an argument or a discussion.

Kaka started J-Corking after being asked what car was her favorite.

by Steamling May 6, 2022

Corking

A subcategory of ero guro where you make a hole in someone's skin and then fill it in with a cork or similar object.

You think you are a degenerate? I'm into corking!

by Shugunou October 29, 2022

cork me

shoving your finger up someone’s anal cavity after they produce a fart.

phil, don’t cork me! i just farted!

by bigcockrichard November 11, 2022