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Captain Commando

A superhero from the Capcom game "Captain Commando". The game was a beat 'em up following in the footsteps of Final Fight. The character returned later for the Marvel vs Capcom games and most recently, Namco x Capcom (Japan-only game).

If you take the first three letters of Captain and the first three letters of Commando, it spells Capcom.
*At the Avengers Headquarters*
Avengers Crew: H.Q. to each member of the Avengers...The dreadful Onslaught has disappeared. Repeat.

Captain Commando: We've defeated Onslaught. Now the earth will be at peace.

Avengers Crew: W...Who are you?

Captain Commando: I am...CAPTAIN COMMANDO!
by CapComfan July 28, 2007
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Command Leader

One who gives commands / leads. The commander leader has absolute control over fucking anything. The command leader is legally allowed to (and regularly does) sexually abuse his/her subordinates and peers through physical touch. The command leader's specialty is in concealing sexual actions by claiming that sexual contact was unintentional. The most common example of this is the "UH" or "Unintentional Hand Job.
Command Leaders usually wears military camouflage bathing suits while swimming. Used with sexual undertone.
Nik : Command Leader just UH'd me!

Matt : LOL, it wasn't unintentional, she's the Command Leader!

Nik : fucccccccckk!
by kraftdinner112 January 24, 2011
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Suicide Commando

Bascially, really messed up one-man group who makes industrial songs that are really addicting. Many of his songs are too disturbing for words, yet some of them are OK. Some of his songs are actually quite good.

Despite the fact that Suicide Commando is the most messed-up artist on this green Earth, he is really talented and ought to be noted for that.
I just downloaded "Neuro Suspension" by Suicide Commando. I think this guy had a bad life...
by Evestar July 21, 2009
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Cockmander

Man that guy can control his cock like there's no tommorrow, he is one of the best cockmanders iv'e ever seen.
by Toxic Rage December 3, 2004
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St Tropez Commando

A girl who can be spotted on a night out, wearing fake tan so unevenly applied and streaked that the pattern it creates resembles the camouflage worn by the British Army. This phenomenon usually appears on the legs, but can occasionally be all over.
"Were there any fit birds in Jumpin' Jaks last night?"

"Nah, just the usual bunch of St Tropez Commandos"
by L Rathen May 20, 2009
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couch commando

An individual(mostly males)who takes the television remote control and won't let anyone change the channel or take it from them. These words were originally heard in "Clueless", in which Cher calls Josh a "couch commando".
"Quit being a couch commando, I want to watch Cops"

"Can you change the channel? Why not? Well if you would stop being such a couch commando I wouldn't have to keep asking."
by SocialWorkerBob May 11, 2006
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commando

Quite possibly the funniest not-meant-to-be-funny-movie ever, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. Things he does in this movie include:
-Rips a huge metal pole off a wall and hurls it at main antagonist, striking him in chest and impaling him
-Dual wields M-60's with near infallible accuracy.
-Kills half a dozen people with a single grenade that explodes on impact
-Jumps off a plane from like 300 feet in the air and lands completely unharmed
-Chops off some dude's arm with an axe
-Hurls a buzz saw at some dude and slices his head in half
-Manages not to get hit by 2000+ bullets fired at him in a period of 3 min., without any cover or attempts to dodge
-Fires a rocket launcher(with 4 rockets in it)at a vehicle and blows it up, turns around and fires at another vehicle and blows it up, then blows up a couple more buildings with it, drops rocket launcher, and walks away casually.
-You get the idea.
I just watched Commando and laughed so hard I shat my pants.
by Johnny Mendez May 13, 2005
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