A subtle way to lure a guy to come over to your place, initially as just a "friend", so that it can lead to an opportunity of getting intimate with him while coffee is brewing in the background. Caffeine is good for male sex drive and is ideal for getting him into the mood.
Girl: Hey I'm bored. Wanna come over to my place for coffee or something?
Guy: Sure buddy! I'll be there soon.
Guy: Sure buddy! I'll be there soon.
by GudBuddy September 17, 2017
by StreetyAus September 08, 2010
A person who buys a takeaway coffee from places like Starbucks, Costa, Cafe Nero, etc and walks along the road holding it in front of them as if it's an urn containing sacred ashes.
by blofled1965 March 19, 2013
Lisa is really being cranky this morning. She must not have had her coffee. You know what a coffee zombie she is.
by PharmGirl99 August 18, 2011
When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.
by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019
by Freezing Coffee January 02, 2022
When even the simplest task is impossible to perform before drinking coffee.
From Socrates theory that sometimes making coffee is too complex to tackle before drinking coffee.
From Socrates theory that sometimes making coffee is too complex to tackle before drinking coffee.
That giant mess on the counter occurred because of coffee paradox. I put the grounds in, I put the water in, and I turned it on. But I forgot to put the pot under that water drippy thingy so now I'm sucking the coffee out of this towel until I get enough coffee in me to do it correctly.
by barkinspider December 06, 2013