Incredibly she is the Senator from New York. Those who helped put her in office are now completely unable to point out a single accomplishment by this troll in the 4-plus years she's been here.
She immediately forgot the Western New York population as soon as her blinders were adjusted towards her White House prospects. Yet every time she takes a nice shit we have to hear about it in our local media. Apparently uninteresting news reporting is far more suitable to the Buffalo media than demanding she account for a single accomplishment for her constituents.
Has been completely silent about the budget disaster in Erie County because it doesn't jive with her photo ops in Iraq, and because she couldn't give a rat's ass.
A woman in the White House? Sure, why not? But for the love of all that is sacred, not her!
Grab her by her cankles and send her back to Arkansas.
She immediately forgot the Western New York population as soon as her blinders were adjusted towards her White House prospects. Yet every time she takes a nice shit we have to hear about it in our local media. Apparently uninteresting news reporting is far more suitable to the Buffalo media than demanding she account for a single accomplishment for her constituents.
Has been completely silent about the budget disaster in Erie County because it doesn't jive with her photo ops in Iraq, and because she couldn't give a rat's ass.
A woman in the White House? Sure, why not? But for the love of all that is sacred, not her!
Grab her by her cankles and send her back to Arkansas.
Tonight on the 11 o'clock news: Hillary Rodham Clinton made a visit to Buffalo today, where she spoke about issues important only to today's polling, and quickly left without answering any unscripted questions. Gee, let's put her in the White House.
by Beastfan March 8, 2005
Get the Hillary Clinton mug.Tony Clifton was discovered by the legendary comedian Andy Kaufman in 1969, while performing in a seedy lounge in Las Vegas, Nevada. Kaufman was immediately mesmerized and signed Clifton to open for him on several occasions, most notably his historic "Carnegie Hall Concert".
In the 80's, Mr. Clifton appeared numerous times on such shows as David Letterman, Merv Griffin, and Dinah Shore. He was a favorite of Jim Henson and appeared on "The Miss Piggy Special." Rodney Dangerfield hired Tony to open for him at Bill Graham's world famous Fillmore in San Francisco.
After Kaufman's untimely departure, Clifton made a miraculous appearance at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles on May 16, 1985 - one year to the day after Kaufman's death. Over the next few years, he disappeared, with only the occasional "sighting" reported.
In 2000, the mythological alter ego reemerged to play himself in Milos Forman's "MAN ON THE MOON," starring opposite Jim Carrey. He stunned fans that summer at the Hollywood Bowl, taking the stage at an REM concert to sing a duet of "Man on the Moon" with REM lead singer Michael Stipe. Halfway through the song, feeling Stipe was upstaging him, Clifton proceeded to violently toss Stipe offstage. Clifton subsequently was escorted from the premises.
After a brief appearance on "The Jimmy Kimmel Show," in 2004, followed by a one night "sold out" performance at LA's House of Blues, Tony has been incommunicado... until now! Kaufman's protege is back with "The Return of Tony Clifton", making it possible for audiences all across the country to witness this legendary performer in the flesh.
In the 80's, Mr. Clifton appeared numerous times on such shows as David Letterman, Merv Griffin, and Dinah Shore. He was a favorite of Jim Henson and appeared on "The Miss Piggy Special." Rodney Dangerfield hired Tony to open for him at Bill Graham's world famous Fillmore in San Francisco.
After Kaufman's untimely departure, Clifton made a miraculous appearance at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles on May 16, 1985 - one year to the day after Kaufman's death. Over the next few years, he disappeared, with only the occasional "sighting" reported.
In 2000, the mythological alter ego reemerged to play himself in Milos Forman's "MAN ON THE MOON," starring opposite Jim Carrey. He stunned fans that summer at the Hollywood Bowl, taking the stage at an REM concert to sing a duet of "Man on the Moon" with REM lead singer Michael Stipe. Halfway through the song, feeling Stipe was upstaging him, Clifton proceeded to violently toss Stipe offstage. Clifton subsequently was escorted from the premises.
After a brief appearance on "The Jimmy Kimmel Show," in 2004, followed by a one night "sold out" performance at LA's House of Blues, Tony has been incommunicado... until now! Kaufman's protege is back with "The Return of Tony Clifton", making it possible for audiences all across the country to witness this legendary performer in the flesh.
by Smiffay September 29, 2008
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nom, l'obsession des connaissances du plaisir féminin et de ses origines visant à le demystifier par l'introspection du clitoris
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by Clitimaniac July 17, 2015
Get the clitomania mug.The 42nd so-called "president of the United States" who proved to be the most subversive and hypocritical "commander in chief" to date. Accomplishments incude:
1) Having a affair (and being impeached for perjury partially as a result) with a White House intern.
2) Despite his own '60s era admiration of draft evaders and goals of avoiding mandatory military service (aka the draft) during the Vietnam war,Bill Clinton (aka Slick Willie) championed Selective Service draft registration to continue despite his own actions to the contrary about 30 years earlier. Hypocrite!
1) Having a affair (and being impeached for perjury partially as a result) with a White House intern.
2) Despite his own '60s era admiration of draft evaders and goals of avoiding mandatory military service (aka the draft) during the Vietnam war,Bill Clinton (aka Slick Willie) championed Selective Service draft registration to continue despite his own actions to the contrary about 30 years earlier. Hypocrite!
Bill Clinton was (and still is) a liberal subversive! At least I had guts enough to serve in the military.
by Piranha April 8, 2006
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Turning into a "centrist" for personal gain.
Turning into a "centrist" for personal gain.
To win I must make everyone happy. I'll become a Hillary Clinton.
He WAS original, but now he's becoming a Hillary Clinton.
Guy 1: How'd you get her to go with you?
Guy 2: We had long conversations in English class. She likes me for who I am.
Guy 1: BS, she hates everything you represent.
Guy 2: Haha, you're right, all i had to do was be a Hillary Clinton. She ate it all up.
He WAS original, but now he's becoming a Hillary Clinton.
Guy 1: How'd you get her to go with you?
Guy 2: We had long conversations in English class. She likes me for who I am.
Guy 1: BS, she hates everything you represent.
Guy 2: Haha, you're right, all i had to do was be a Hillary Clinton. She ate it all up.
by deadOH--F. ElG September 16, 2005
Get the Hillary Clinton mug.Guy: Hey it's that Democratic dude clinton running for president.
Me: You mean Obama
Guy: No Obama's not white
Me:Wait Hilary she's a woman
Guy: No fuckin way that's a chick!!!!!
Me: I'm telling you Hillary Clinton is just a very unattractive woman
Guy: O.O
Me: You mean Obama
Guy: No Obama's not white
Me:Wait Hilary she's a woman
Guy: No fuckin way that's a chick!!!!!
Me: I'm telling you Hillary Clinton is just a very unattractive woman
Guy: O.O
by Not Me yet May 7, 2008
Get the Hillary Clinton mug.A man had a blow job, possibly smoked pot, and was from Arkansas. These are the reasons why people love him and people hate him. Alot of people bitch about him being the worst president, when probably the only bad decisions he made really didn't have anything to do with America. He was impeached, but never kicked out of office. A president like him should never be tried to be booted out. We should impeach presidents who are homophobic, uber-christian, illeterate, Texans. Hopefully, we will never elect an asshole like that.
by The Zookeeper June 15, 2005
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