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cheech scale

an S.I. scale of measurement for the tip of a girls boobs to the back of her ass. No individual over 280 pounds can be used for such scale, and "zero" assumes that the individual has no ass and no boobs, while a "ten" means the individual has pamela andersonesque breasts and a jlo-like ass.
John: dude my gf has a huge ass but is lacking in the titty department
Dan: yeah man, shes about a 4 on the cheech scale. My girl has huge boobs and a mediocre ass. shes like a 6 or 7
John: what about zacks mom!?
Dan: yeah, shes like 300 pounds bro. she doesnt apply
by sir loafsalot March 25, 2010
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chee

1. An interchangable term -- used in a given sentence or on its own -- to express disbelief, astonishment, disappointment, or realization.

2. Alternatively, it can be used simply as filler.
1. Sir Emery Capitan, in comment to the evening nourishments, expresses most disappointedly "Chee... your soup seems to lack the perfect spices this evening, Cook."

2. In light of the supernatural occurence happening in Jon Bob Smiths very own backyard, he simple voiced a barely audible "Chee" as the ghostly fireworks sent him into blindness.
by Ren November 25, 2002
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cheebeetees

n. CHild Bearing Thighs. Wide hips and/or thighs. Used of women only.
Her cheebeetees were testing the elasticity of her spandex pants.
by jedmunda June 24, 2006
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cheebee

C'mon guys, lets go get some cheebees, im starving!
by pancakesonmyface November 30, 2009
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Cheeba Cohiba

A Cheeba Cohiba (or Cohiba Cheeba) is basically a "blunt" or cheeba (marijuana) cigar, named after the world's most famous cigar, the Cohiba, from Cuba. It's made by either rolling or packing marijuana in the outer leaf or leaves of (usually) an inexpensive cigar or by rolling marijuana in some kind of blunt wrap. It's most often fatter and longer than a joint and, if constructed well, the Cheeba Cohiba will convey some of the flavor of the cigar (or wrap) along with the flavor(s) of the marijuana used.

Because the outer leaves of cigars are tobacco, they present the risks of tobacco use. Many marijuana smokers claim that blunts smoke slower than regular "joints". Some smokers think there are differences in the "high" between smoking a joint or a blunt. Of course, some smokers also claim that there's a difference between smoking marijuana in a pipe and smoking it in a joint or blunt. Vive la difference !!!
I'm going to kick back on the couch with a bottle of Courvoisier, a Cheeba Cohiba, and my beautiful woman to relax and enjoy the sound of the rain.
by gr8pop December 19, 2012
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Celeem

Celeem is a wonderful charming , hardworking young man with a good sense of humor who is funny. he cares about his family & friends. Celeem always gets played or ignored & lied to from girls he respects & cares about.
That boy Celeem is a good guy but he always get played by females he shows interest in. Its seem like females don't want a guy like Celeem that cares about they just want a jerk of a boyfriend
by Tom116 March 13, 2017
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Caleek

Know for being so handsome, very fly guy , dick is gigantic , has very good athletic features , and social skills are very legit to the point where your bitch will be his off a wink .
Taking your bitch is what Caleek do. “
“ You can’t guard caleek.”

“Better watch yo girl , Caleek just walked in.”
by Baleek September 27, 2018
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