Chip tip

A chip tip is a sexual pleasure occurring when you open a expired bag of nacho cheese doritos you remove the bottom most dorito in the bag then you put the tip of the chip inside the tip of your penis then flex your schlong until the tip of the dorito breaks of and gets lost inside your peen peen.

I tried the chip tip and can no longer pee without the essence of doritos ozzing out.

by Richard Cuminjaw October 1, 2019

chip reader

A chip reader is when someone knife hands someone's asshole. The cousin to the credit card swipe.

I just got out of the shower and Morris gave me a chip reader.

by Mastersuperfly March 11, 2017

Chip Jenga

Grabbing a handful of chips and pulling one chip out at a time to eat, without having the the pile fall apart.

Catherine just lost chip Jenga and now there are Doritos all over the floor. Shouldn't have gone for that big one so soon.

by Brendan Davidowich November 10, 2013

Chip Magnet

Someone who is addicted to any form of fried potato.

Dude 1: "Hey, you're eating another bowl of chips?"
Dude 2: "I can't help it, chips love me, I'm a chip magnet!"

by Moccodile January 30, 2020

breakfast chips

The flakes of dried jizz stickin around after a night of good lovin.

After a fun night of sexy times, Matt cleaned off his stomach with a dishrag, then proceeded to dry the dishes with the rag. Now everyone in the house has eaten Matt's breakfast chips.

by liveMike August 11, 2017

Give a Chip

Play on words made popular by the viral youtube video in which a young boy reviews the song "Baby Daddy" by Lil Yachty, Lil Pump and Offset. It means to care about something deeply, or in other terms, give a shit.

I've gotten a mostly eatin' bag of chips, because I give a chip.

by giveachip69 October 2, 2018

dipping the chip

When a guy stuffs his nuts into a girls vagina , like a chip being dipped in dip.

"Man! When i was banging that babe, I was totally dipping the chip! She totally came right after!!"

by sadfaceReaver June 15, 2014