2 definitions by Richard Cuminjaw

Chip tip

A chip tip is a sexual pleasure occurring when you open a expired bag of nacho cheese doritos you remove the bottom most dorito in the bag then you put the tip of the chip inside the tip of your penis then flex your schlong until the tip of the dorito breaks of and gets lost inside your peen peen.

I tried the chip tip and can no longer pee without the essence of doritos ozzing out.

by Richard Cuminjaw October 1, 2019

Sad Prat

The sad prat is when a six foot Chris pratt doll is blown up he is laid in the middle of a candle lit room and sounded with all of his movies written in blood you then cut off your genitelia and sacrifice it to pratt he will then begin to cry for your loss this becoming the sad pratt

Have you done the sad pratt, I heard it was the best.

by Richard Cuminjaw October 1, 2019