He watches AV every day. Once, he searched 'porn' at school and was punished by his teacher. He can transform into a cat with bloody colours. He lives with his cats.
by cho duck December 17, 2019

by Calf_Man September 14, 2019

An ancient term used to describe when someone guesses something correctly. An older and more white version of bitch you guessed it.
by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 10, 2018

The most advanced form of hypochondria predominantly effecting male adults aged 50 or over. The condition may start from something totally innocuous such as a minor injury from a cat scratch. The patient me be discovered clutching their chest demanding to be taken to hospital. Chesteritis, despite its name, is not associated with conditions of the chest. It is a severe mental condition that causes the patient to believe that he is chronically ill and will discuss his imagined illness incessantly.
"Hey Andy you sound like you have a cold". "If only, I'm afraid it could be Chesteritis, better order an undertaker".
by Lord Diz October 17, 2022

Ha ha Chester the child molester
by Bigmantyrobe November 4, 2019

by SBHR Video Studio September 30, 2019

What you'd call someone you have just caught attempting to slap your bottom, finger-bang, or otherwise violate you without your knowledge.
by SpaceyStars January 8, 2023
