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Chester

Me. My name is Chester and I've read a few definitions of my awesome name but since I'm Chester I get to decide the definition now. So here it is:

Just some ginger with two personality traits:

1. Being really flirtatious.

2. Being rude and violent.

Also tends to have things such as "I <3 MILFS" and "BALLS <3" written on their shoes.

Also I'm the best Chester so frick that stupid little cheeto tiger, I hope he dies alone and sad.
-C.G.
Chester: Hey Bea, on a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the one you need ;)
Bea: Stop it. Just shut up.
Chester: Well it's not my fault you platonically married me and had two very real kids with me (BEA IS GETTING EXPOSED FOR BEING A BAD WIFE >:) !!!!!!)
by ImAGoblin975 November 28, 2022
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Chester

Chester, a sick lad with a huge dick but gets fucked by 5 boys
Boy 1: no wonder you're called Chester, cause you were fucked by 5 boys
by Gyala May 9, 2022
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Chester

A person who won’t stop bugging you and makes you suicidal
Chester is being a real bitch today
by Natalie1i May 10, 2022
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Flamin' Chester

Finger banging someone with flamin hot cheetos dust on your finger tips.
Tommy got dumped, he forgot to wash his hands and accidentally gave his girl a Flamin' Chester.
by FilthyFozzie October 4, 2022
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Chesteritis

The most advanced form of hypochondria predominantly effecting male adults aged 50 or over. The condition may start from something totally innocuous such as a minor injury from a cat scratch. The patient me be discovered clutching their chest demanding to be taken to hospital. Chesteritis, despite its name, is not associated with conditions of the chest. It is a severe mental condition that causes the patient to believe that he is chronically ill and will discuss his imagined illness incessantly.
"Hey Andy you sound like you have a cold". "If only, I'm afraid it could be Chesteritis, better order an undertaker".
by Lord Diz October 17, 2022
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Chester

Dirty ass city full of bitch ass niggas and thot ass bitches
Boy: where you from?
Girl: Chester hbu?
Boy: you dirty bitch
by Keepingitthurl December 18, 2021
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chester is gay
by anonymous December 20, 2021
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