Directionally opposite to a squirrel tail. (Which is when an infant's diaper can no longer contain The sheer volume of shit which forces it to vector up and create a tail out of poop)
In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.
You're welcome.
In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.
You're welcome.
The brown wet stains seeping through my son's onesie was a telltale sign that he put on his crap chaps.
by Ruiner81 June 26, 2022
The act of applying chapstick to your asshole in preparation for a spicy shit, in an effort to reduce the burning sensation that often accompanies dumps containing spicy food.
I spent some time chapping, before sitting down to excavate the Firey Doritos Los Taco with added jalapeños from my bowels.
by Chapmaster420 April 09, 2023
by MIKECHAP00 June 06, 2025
When you're chatting with an individual or a group while simultaneously fapping
It's a simple combination of the word chatting and fapping, making it a no-brainer.
It's a simple combination of the word chatting and fapping, making it a no-brainer.
by WinstonBoy May 13, 2021
by hammam May 29, 2020
1. Leaving one’s pants behind after roadside sex.
2. A quasi-violent homosexual act involving a silver spur, a man virgina, and sour skittles. Requires pringle claw.
2. A quasi-violent homosexual act involving a silver spur, a man virgina, and sour skittles. Requires pringle claw.
by Brokeback 2.0 October 13, 2018
by Slack Master January 25, 2018