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Chaffle

A Chaffle is the merging of chicken and waffle.
Friend 1: Dude, I am starving.

Friend 2: Go get a chaffle.
by the_collier_wiccan October 31, 2009
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Chaffles

A raffle given to tf2r.com's chat.
ooga booga where da chaffles at
by whatthefox May 2, 2012
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Caffle

To chicken out, or go back on a deal. Used mainly when people agree to go somewhere and then pull out or don't show up.
Trevor: Where's Frederick? I thought he was coming on this sojourn.

Gavin: Ahh... just had a text from him. He's caffled.

chicken out wuss chicken shit wuss out let down
by croiz June 21, 2011
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Caffeine Window

2. A window of opportunity from early a.m. until usually about noon or 1 p.m., in which drinking caffeine is ok. For the recovering caffeine addict who can no longer drink caffeine after mid-morning or early afternoon, lest he be force into some sort of crazy all-nighter bullshit, in which he's either up all night unable to sleep or simply brewing pot after pot in order to generate an next morning mania for work.
Dude 1: I can't have coffee at night anymore.
Dude 2: Oh? Why's that?
Dude 1: Waaaay too late. I'm outside today's caffeine window.
Dude 2: Ha! Whatever...

Dude 1 goes and gets a coffee anyway.
by java bo jangles July 5, 2011
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Chafed Manchester

A sexual maneuver where a female straddles the chest of her male lover and attains climax by rubbing against the male's nipple.
After Todd Donkey Punched Lori, she felt it necessary to wake him up the next morning with a Chafed Manchester.
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caffe

Io bevo il caffe
by Chelle Kae May 20, 2016
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Half past caffeine

Approximately half an hour after caffeine o'clock, at which point a visit to the bathroom is commonly required.

Often a forgotten consequence of caffeine o'clock, half past caffeine tends to become pressingly apparent to the victim at a most inconvenient time.
Supervisor: Where do you think you're going? You just had your coffee break half an hour ago!

Victim: Yes, which makes it half past caffeine! Oh god!
by archangel62 May 28, 2009
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