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Ultimate Creeper

Someone who is always watching you with that creepy stare from unseen vantage points. Or That guy who is always the first to "like" your status.
Richard: Look at John stareing at Stacy through the bookshelves like the ultimate creeper!

Steve: I know!
by Richard Slinkmeister August 22, 2011
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church creeper

any member of the clergy thats always trying to fuck the congregation....
Everbody knows Father Gilbert is a church creeper....
by Nate Moe February 16, 2015
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grim creeper

The biggest creeper of them all! Someone who stalks, stares too long, doesn't talk to you but looks at you from a distance a lot, uses the word 'creeper' to refer to any male stranger that hits on her, basically out of all the people I've met, Dana Barnes
Dana Barnes would always look at me out of the corner of her eye, would talk to other people about me, using my Facebook mini-feed as a reference (since we were 'friends' on facebook just through mutual people). And one day the weird staring got me thinking, maybe she likes me and I should at least break the ice. Then she calls me a creeper for saying "hi". Wow, I wonder where DAD was growing up, for she has a lot of issues. You, Dana Barnes, are dubbed the Grim Creeper!
by Jeffro January 5, 2009
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CREEPER

CREEPER Definition #2

A CREEPER is Basically ANYONE, Male or Female, With A Creepy Presence or Behavior (see Creeper #1 & #3)

A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPERS #2
5. Woman who Hang their Cleavage in Your Husband’s or Significant Other’s Face at Parties & Other Social Events.
6. Guys with Goatee Beards who play with Their Balls while Telling You How Great They Are on Your First Date.
7. All “Betty Page” Look -Alikes.
8. Guys who tell you how Great they are at Martial Arts, so THEY CAN TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
9. Self-Absorbed, Bored-House-Wives who Wear “Jackie-O” Dark Sun Glasses Who Tell You How Worthless their Husbands Are, While Their Husbands Are Completely Supporting Them Financially, While their Wives are Trying to Get You to Fuck Them.
10. All Swingers.
11. White Women who Dig Black Guys or Guys Half Their Age.
12. Women who Shave their Eyebrows & Have them Tattooed on.
13. Flashy Men who Like Fast Sport Cars & Cheat on Their Wives.
14. Women who Sneak Out on Their Significant Other to Have Sex in a Car with Someone Else when They Are Supposed to Be Out Grocery Shopping or Buying Clothes.
15. Guys who Share Lollipops with Each Other.
16. Lesbian Gym Teachers who Want You To Come Over to Their House After School, so that They Can Comb Your Hair.
17. Guys who Wear Cowboy Boots and/or have Ponytails.
I wish that CREEPER Would Stop Hanging Her Tits in my Husband's Face at our Daughter's Birthday Party.
by Tina from the BGCA August 27, 2014
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Creeper

1. A person (usually a male) who stalks females. The guy usually watches and stares at them and Many times listens in to conversations or the victim.
2. A person who checks out your profile all the time to seek/gather information about a certain person. (Spying)
3. An older guy hitting on younger girls.
"Oh my, that guy is staring at you and following you again!"
"Eww, i know, He's such a creeper!!"
by wouldnt_it_be_nice? February 9, 2009
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Sleep Creeper

Noun: Referring to the sudden changes of a true gentleman as he falls asleep. Upon r.e.m. sleep pattern the person begins to grope & fondle uncontrollably. Usually due to overbearing subconscious attraction towards an extremely attractive female.
Sleep Creeper: Karrie and Chad work together, though they are attracted to each other they also know that outstanding circumstances prohibit them from perusing their carnal desires. Karrie ask to hang out with Chad. Chad agrees knowing that she just wants a promotion. Karrie gets chad drunk Chad holds Karrie and falls asleep. Upon falling asleep he begins fondling her to the point she goes crazy and leaves him by his lonesome, Chad has no recollection of the event.
by Antidoucher July 27, 2009
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Creeper

A guy that is weird. He is usually quite out of the ordinary, in both the way he speaks and the way he looks. He usually doesn't have very many friends, and is always in the backround when something happens.
That guy is such a creeper.
by Cass H January 10, 2006
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