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catch-up sex

Sexual intercourse engaged in to make up for having missed opportunities for sex. The missed sex could be due to your partner traveling, or being too busy, or having a fight. This is different than make-up sex. With make-up sex there is one sex act which accomplishes the goal. With catch-up sex you have to compensate for all the sex you missed having.
Wife: That was really good sex.
Husband: Yes, but we'll need to do it again in 2 hours.
Wife: Why on earth?
Husband. We were mad at each other for a week. We would have had sex 5 times in that week. We have four more to go.
Wife: Oh yeah, catch-up sex.

Joe: Hey want to go to the driving range tomorrow?
John: No, I can't. I have to stay home with my wife all weekend.
Joe: Honey-do list?
John: Sort of. I was out of town for two weeks straight, tomorrow is dedicated to catch-up sex. I have to honey-do her a lot.
by harmony08 July 6, 2011
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Catch This Dick

Similar to catching these hands but more threatening and dangerous. Can be used as a threat, question or exclamation.

Past tense: Caught This Dick
Threat: "YOU DONT BACK UP, YOU GONNA CATCH THIS DICK"

Question: "You trying to catch this dick baby?"

Exclamation: *smacks lips* "Beat you ain't ready to catch this dick"
by Booty Consumer November 20, 2018
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Catch

1. To be on the receiving end of a lap dance or twerk session
2. To dance or slow grind with someone who is twerking on you
1: She threw it back on me so I had to catch it
2: I was twerking on a guy at a party and he couldn't catch
by LordFarsquaad May 19, 2016
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catchers mit

Nephew to the upper decker the catchers mit may be attained by layering toilet paper extending from one side of the bowl across the water and onto the other side of the bowl forming a soft sturdy pad. Proceed with your normal defecation but cease to flush. You now have a permeating pile for all to enjoy. Most commonly found in road side rest areas.
"OMG! WTF! This is the stalest catchers mit ive ever dealt with!" Dale the janitor.
by Rooster Nugget February 11, 2006
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cunt catcher

An impressive automobile that has the ability to turn heads and drop skirts.
Nice car, That's a real cunt catcher isn't it?
by DVB May 13, 2005
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catch smoke

If this Nigga doesn't stop talkin shit he's gon catch smoke
by Yo gotti May 30, 2017
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Catch some Zs

Aa Bb Cc
by One Eyed Milkman May 31, 2004
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