caprisun

A shitty kids drink that makes your mouth dry as hell and you have to drink like 3 more for it to stop still tastes better than water though.

1: im thristy got anything to drink
2: just caprisun and water
1: bring me 3 caprisuns

by stewfoo January 8, 2005

Capridophile

A twentysomething male whose chief purpose in life is to hang around secondary school gates in poorly modified "sportscars" eg.Vauxhall Nova, Ford Fiesta, in order to attract willing jailbait. Characterised by bumfluff moustache and cheap jewelry.

"He is a capridophile."
"Mum, can you wash my games kit? It's drenched with a capridophile's cock suds."

by Johnny Gila December 17, 2004

Capricorn

Normally a person who’ll shank your ass. They’re so fucking evil the devil won’t mess with them. These sarcastic fuckers are pretty down to earth and loyal tho. Under that hard crusty evil shell theres some empathy.

Ryan: He so mean such an asshole!
Stacy: probably a Capricorn

by Aquamaniac August 11, 2020

cappie

*Short for "capitalist", similar to how "commie" is short for "communist".

*British terminology for "blowjob", or getting your penis sucked.

"People from America are cappies. ^_^ better than being a commie, no?"
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004

carrier battle group

A (usually annoyed) parent surrounded by 4 or more children navigating the urban high seas, typically seen in big box stores, strip malls, and grocery stores.

Bill: Check out that carrier battle group over there by the toy section! How does that Mom keep track of all 6 of her brats?

by caytinator January 25, 2011

Alu Capreia

"You're A Dirty Whore"

Based off absolutely nothing.

"Alu Capreia Alexia!"

by Jesus Drazon January 31, 2005

mr. capretta

The best elementary school teacher on the planet! He also has a tomato garden

When mr. Capretta teaches: "Okay class, so the way gears work is that......yeah my family celebrates Christmas

by Ur dad May 7, 2016