Cap

A straight up and down lie

Putin: I can bench 450 pounds.

Me: Bro thats straight up and down cap

by Bonqueque🥓🍖🍔 June 2, 2022

cap

when someone is trying to prove you're lying by lazyness

tyrone: man i slapped my homies ass last night that shit badongus blabbed moved and he liked it
friend 1: man you gay as hell
tyrone: cap

by tf2 pyro June 5, 2022

cap

verb

synonym of jeffin' and dog whistling

when you put "proficient in Excel" on your resume

Thomas Jefferson: "All men are created equal..."
Sally Hemings: "Cap."

by p00tie June 6, 2022

Cap

Used as another way to say that your lying

Random person:My dad own Roblox
Random person 2:cap

by obsessedwtiktokandsnap June 15, 2022

cap

I've got a conundrum here. Cap=lie so I'm looking for the opposite. If false is cap, what's true?

yo that’s cap i didn’t fuck the dog

yo that’s _____ i *DID* fuck the dog 🐕

by I'm a real person, I swear June 21, 2022

Cap

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by MC_BONNIE June 26, 2022

Cap

cap: meaning an opinion or statement is believed to be false.

Jaime told me he went to the gym today.. I told him that was hella cap.

by JJ2fye July 3, 2022