by Smilesmuggfer March 31, 2017
Those hammer style pants. The ones with the saggy bit round the bum. They look like they are their to catch your shite when you have a drunken accident.
by Rubix crude November 28, 2010
1. a polite euphemism for 'bullshit'
2. a general term used in frustration/anger.
Both definitions derive from the early-to-mid 1990's modern art piece by an Italian "artist" who sold cans of his own excrement for $10,000US a unit as it were.
2. a general term used in frustration/anger.
Both definitions derive from the early-to-mid 1990's modern art piece by an Italian "artist" who sold cans of his own excrement for $10,000US a unit as it were.
1. The explanation was "crap-in-a-can"
2. "The boss is going to try to make you work overtime tonight." "Crap-in-a-can, I have a date though."
2. "The boss is going to try to make you work overtime tonight." "Crap-in-a-can, I have a date though."
by Laetitia Lomsky April 25, 2003
When a girl handles your testicles with unrelenting vigor, groping your jewels very aggressively. I.e. she rattles your balls like she's working a craps table. Very pleasurable.
Friend: Dude, did you get with that bootylicious dimebag last night?
Receiver: Yeah man, she totally craps tabled the shit out of my testicles while sucking on the tip of my cock! I came so hard I thought my soul exited my body through my penis.
Receiver: Yeah man, she totally craps tabled the shit out of my testicles while sucking on the tip of my cock! I came so hard I thought my soul exited my body through my penis.
by TentativeTitle November 07, 2011
A theoretical, invisible master key of technology, attached to a company's computer network, that keeps all of it's technology running smoothly and seamlessly. It is usually possessed by a single IT system administrator and is automatically disconnected when it's owner is out sick or on vacation, thus ensuing immediate system failure. It's existence has never been proven, and much like a black hole's vacuum of light, is only visible by it's surrounding aura of destruction and chaotic effects.
by daniel Tamez January 18, 2008
When someone who doesn't take craps when they arent home, such as work or school. Finally return home from their Odyssey (or adventure) to let it loose.
(can also be known as Adventure crap)
(can also be known as Adventure crap)
by Tsunami 3000 October 11, 2009
by Jvandy11 March 18, 2009