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A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")
"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."
by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024
mugGet the so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmasmug.

fars

we spy on your group everyday you dumbfuck, youre retarded + boring, and youll be cooked soon too
fars is retarded
by asknezzz July 28, 2024
mugGet the farsmug.

face from a far

When your face is not close, but far
In close they can see your face.
Dave: talk with your face from a far!
Bob: why?
Dave: So they won't see your face.
by FluffyPossume February 13, 2022
mugGet the face from a farmug.

miles far

A very long distance. Coined by the Aussie Rock band Men at Work in their song “Down by the Sea”.
Climbing up the cliffs / You can see for miles far
by Ozzy.maaaaaaaaaate January 17, 2021
mugGet the miles farmug.

Far

A person who loves kids and drives around in a icecreamcar aka a pedofile. It's often used in norway.
Names for a person who is like"FAR" is often called Tomas or Adam Johnson. Far means daddy in Norway.
No it's FAR RUN!!!!!
by Whyubullyme6 May 7, 2019
mugGet the Farmug.

Too far

John Fury a.k.a Tyson Fury & Tommy Fury’s father/coach, former criminal and forgettable boxer.
“Did you hear what John Fury said last night? Something about Tommy doing Jake Paul’s girlfriend like a dog?”
“Aye, John ‘Too far’ Fury at his finest”
by David VIII March 1, 2023
mugGet the Too farmug.
a insult to a person and his/her parents in norwegian.
stating that your mom is a man, your dad is gay and that you are an adopted transgendered person.
boy: mor di e så feit at hun må betale for tre seter på kinoen.
your mom is so fat that she has to pay for three seats at the theatres/cinemas.

joker: mor di e mann far din e homo og du e ein adoptert transe.

your mom is a man, your dad is gay and you are a adopted trans.
by tommydalommy January 4, 2018
mugGet the mor di e mann far din e homo og du e ein adoptert transmug.

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