rice burner

A compact car usually seen with the following-Fart can muffler, clear lens tailights, oversized rims, 10 foot high spoiler and seen packed with 10 spikey haired baggy pants wearing mommas boys who cant seem to speak real english. They can also be seen with stupid looking body kits in a futile attempt to make the car more aerodynamic or look "cool". The occupants ussually thinking that everyone is checking out there ride when in reality they are being laughed at cause there car looks dumb. Also seen trying to race real performance cars and getting there asses handed to them. these are real pansys cars.

rice burner, honda civic, acura rsx are considered normal rice. wild rice are as follows toyota supra, nissan skyline subaru WRX sti, Lancer Evolution RS. But still rice none the less.

"hey bra!! rockin body kit man!!! you must be fast!!!"
"hey unhook 4 plug wires then race me dood"
"your lucky i dont have nawwwssss"

by Roseau December 28, 2005

Bunson Burner

A girl that viscously breaks up with you.

Jeff: bro i just got dumped over text.
Julio: man your ex is a bunson burner

by Doppinator December 25, 2020

Jean Burner

The act of giving an over-the-pants hand job.

"My girlfriend gave me a good ole' jean burner in the back of the cab."

by bguy9489 November 1, 2017

smacked with a burner

A person so ugly that he or she appears to have been pistol whipped

Stfu you're smacked with a burner

by DJCinFree1 April 13, 2014

Erik Burner

An Erik Burner is a mf widda wagon

DAMN! She so thicc! She’s an Erik Burner

by roddy2ricch May 6, 2020

turnip burner

A shitty old car which expels dark exhaust fumes while in operation. Can often be used to describe the driver of the vehicle.

Christ, that turnip burner is chucking out some really dodgy shit. It's getting all up in my grill.

by seeingitsimple October 24, 2013

Ballpark Burner

When you slather hot spicy stadium mustard on someone's forehead and they proceed to rub it on your taint, ass and balls.

"After the game the mascot gave me a ballpark burner in the dugout"

by TheBarnacleBoys March 25, 2017