The burger king said to all the burgers "hail all burgers, you will do all that i say, or else you will be sent to a scoogy resteraunt where you will be sentenced to death( by being eaten by living creatures.)
by chris h. November 26, 2003
Get the burger kingmug. by CECIL July 10, 2003
Get the burger punkmug. A food dweling that has speedy service. Burger King has complicated, innovate, bellow par food products, for instance the BK burger shots; they are so little, and tasty. Burger King makes it's customers feel as if they are cheap royalty by giving them paper crownds. Bk has a great mascot that always has a smiling face, and is appearing to make people's lives better.
"Wow where did you get that cute, little burger at?"
"Oh this, got it at Burger King"
"Woah Burger King is so orginal and unike any other cheap, burger joint, bk rocks"
"Yeah girl it does"
"Oh this, got it at Burger King"
"Woah Burger King is so orginal and unike any other cheap, burger joint, bk rocks"
"Yeah girl it does"
by kelso gauda April 9, 2009
Get the Burger Kingmug. A terrible special burger cooked by a special burger. It usually involves burning the burger by cooking it in tin foil with buffalo sauce.
by Thicccboy June 26, 2019
Get the Mike Burgermug. Last night I took this chick to my place, went to go down on her and noticed she had a flabby burger. If i wanted that shit I'd go to Mickey D's!!
by one dong November 12, 2011
Get the Flabby Burgermug. The Turning Burger is a lesser known (yet undeniably effective) strategy for consuming burgers, sandwiches, and any other foods with the same basic property of multiple ingredients being loosely held together.
The leading heuristic for eating burgers in modern times involves approaching it from one side, and one side only. While this does grant the benefit of allowing one to "eat lazily", this crude and outdated procedure suffers from one major downfall.
Of course, this would be 'meat shift'. According to Urban Dictionary, 'meat shift' is defined as:
"a phenomenon that occurs when eating a hamburger or sandwich exclusively from one side so the meat and other ingredients shift, causing the last couple bites to have an unproportional mixture of ingredients"
Recently, a breakthrough was made and an algorithm, The Turning Burger, has been proved to be optimal for burger consumption. The strategy involves 'turning' the burger slightly after each and every bite. This causes the ingredients to constantly shift towards the center, setting up the optimal last bite, packed full of all the ingredients the burger or sandwich has to offer.
Notes:
- theta, the amount one must 'turn' the burger varies depending on the amount of force the individual applies with each bite as well as the slipperiness of the ingredients at hand
The leading heuristic for eating burgers in modern times involves approaching it from one side, and one side only. While this does grant the benefit of allowing one to "eat lazily", this crude and outdated procedure suffers from one major downfall.
Of course, this would be 'meat shift'. According to Urban Dictionary, 'meat shift' is defined as:
"a phenomenon that occurs when eating a hamburger or sandwich exclusively from one side so the meat and other ingredients shift, causing the last couple bites to have an unproportional mixture of ingredients"
Recently, a breakthrough was made and an algorithm, The Turning Burger, has been proved to be optimal for burger consumption. The strategy involves 'turning' the burger slightly after each and every bite. This causes the ingredients to constantly shift towards the center, setting up the optimal last bite, packed full of all the ingredients the burger or sandwich has to offer.
Notes:
- theta, the amount one must 'turn' the burger varies depending on the amount of force the individual applies with each bite as well as the slipperiness of the ingredients at hand
Person 1: Oh no! My last bite from this burger is all bread!
Person 2: You haven't heard of The Turning Burger? My last bite includes all the ingredients you've always dreamed of!
Person 1: =(
Person 2: You haven't heard of The Turning Burger? My last bite includes all the ingredients you've always dreamed of!
Person 1: =(
by ChickenChomper November 6, 2012
Get the The Turning Burgermug. A sexual act in which a pumpkin is hollowed out and placed upon a participant's head and then ejaculated into by bystanders
Hey girl you ever had a pumpkin burger?
Anyone up for pumpkin burger tonight?
She was still sticky from the pumpkin burger.
Anyone up for pumpkin burger tonight?
She was still sticky from the pumpkin burger.
by jarvisg September 30, 2013
Get the pumpkin burgermug.