noun
A brutal, nonstop spray of useless corporate jargon that floods every damn meeting, email, or presentation until your brain’s officially dead. It’s endless bullshit like “synergy,” “pivot,” and “circle back” all smashed together in one soul-sucking mess.
verb (to buzzword bukkake) — to drown someone in empty corporate BS, usually to confuse, sound fancy, or just waste everyone’s time.
A brutal, nonstop spray of useless corporate jargon that floods every damn meeting, email, or presentation until your brain’s officially dead. It’s endless bullshit like “synergy,” “pivot,” and “circle back” all smashed together in one soul-sucking mess.
verb (to buzzword bukkake) — to drown someone in empty corporate BS, usually to confuse, sound fancy, or just waste everyone’s time.
"This deck is pure buzzword bukkake—no idea what they’re actually saying."
"Quit buzzword bukkaking the team with your ‘value-driven frameworks’ and just talk normally."
"I left that meeting feeling like I’d been hit by a buzzword bukkake tsunami."
"Quit buzzword bukkaking the team with your ‘value-driven frameworks’ and just talk normally."
"I left that meeting feeling like I’d been hit by a buzzword bukkake tsunami."
by MC McCancel June 26, 2025

I saw your girl go with those guys the other night i heard they gave her the good ol chocolate bukkake
by Sawcy boy February 5, 2021

Someone who is standing on the ground level of a building and his friends on a higher level jerk off onto him.
by McJiggly October 27, 2022

Oh boy, I am excited. Me and the boys just got out of taco bell and are gonna go over to Sean's house to give him a diarrhea bukkake!
by vapple March 23, 2022

Saheir : Omg i just was in a bukkake with julie and she nutted on me
Kenadie : knew that ho was a man.
Raven: right.
Kenadie : knew that ho was a man.
Raven: right.
by hexgrl May 3, 2023

When you get a new bottle of Febreze and you press the handle and nothing comes out. You then turn the bottle around, see that it’s in lock position and turn it to open unleashing all the built up Febreze in your face.
by Chet_sandwich May 2, 2024

Adjective, Breath-Bukkake: When two or more individuals of the same friendship group breathes on another individual in close proximity thereby creating the feeling that they have gained saliva droplets on their body.
Verb, to be breath- bukkaked: Where an individual person finds themselves surrounded or inserted into a group usually in a public place where said group are not wearing masks, thereby being breathed upon by the group. This act is not typically malicious but may occur where there is a lack of social distancing.
Verb, to be breath- bukkaked: Where an individual person finds themselves surrounded or inserted into a group usually in a public place where said group are not wearing masks, thereby being breathed upon by the group. This act is not typically malicious but may occur where there is a lack of social distancing.
Reginald "Excuse me, can you step back I don't want to get your stinky breath- bukkake on my new threads"
Tom and David "sure, no worries"
Sheena "oh my god I just got breath-bukkaked whilst looking for sandwiches in Tesco's!"
Gina "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Sheena "I was wearing a mask, but I still feel soooo dirrrrrtttyyyyyyyy"
Pam "I wish everyone would wear masks on their damn face, seeing their nose hang out makes me feel like I'm covered in breath-bukkake"
Audrey "I think some people just get off on breaking the rules"
Tom and David "sure, no worries"
Sheena "oh my god I just got breath-bukkaked whilst looking for sandwiches in Tesco's!"
Gina "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Sheena "I was wearing a mask, but I still feel soooo dirrrrrtttyyyyyyyy"
Pam "I wish everyone would wear masks on their damn face, seeing their nose hang out makes me feel like I'm covered in breath-bukkake"
Audrey "I think some people just get off on breaking the rules"
by catboobs September 21, 2020
