noun
A brutal, nonstop spray of useless corporate jargon that floods every damn meeting, email, or presentation until your brain’s officially dead. It’s endless bullshit like “synergy,” “pivot,” and “circle back” all smashed together in one soul-sucking mess.
verb (to buzzword bukkake) — to drown someone in empty corporate BS, usually to confuse, sound fancy, or just waste everyone’s time.
A brutal, nonstop spray of useless corporate jargon that floods every damn meeting, email, or presentation until your brain’s officially dead. It’s endless bullshit like “synergy,” “pivot,” and “circle back” all smashed together in one soul-sucking mess.
verb (to buzzword bukkake) — to drown someone in empty corporate BS, usually to confuse, sound fancy, or just waste everyone’s time.
"This deck is pure buzzword bukkake—no idea what they’re actually saying."
"Quit buzzword bukkaking the team with your ‘value-driven frameworks’ and just talk normally."
"I left that meeting feeling like I’d been hit by a buzzword bukkake tsunami."
"Quit buzzword bukkaking the team with your ‘value-driven frameworks’ and just talk normally."
"I left that meeting feeling like I’d been hit by a buzzword bukkake tsunami."
by MC McCancel June 26, 2025
Get the Buzzword Bukkakemug. Oh boy, I am excited. Me and the boys just got out of taco bell and are gonna go over to Sean's house to give him a diarrhea bukkake!
by vapple March 23, 2022
Get the Diarrhea bukkakemug. when your mother and a father and a father and a father and a father then they decided that their jizz will be into your mothers face
by Vampix#69 December 1, 2021
Get the Bukkakemug. I saw your girl go with those guys the other night i heard they gave her the good ol chocolate bukkake
by Sawcy boy February 5, 2021
Get the Chocolate bukkakemug. Someone who is standing on the ground level of a building and his friends on a higher level jerk off onto him.
by McJiggly October 27, 2022
Get the Bukkake Bombmug. After drinking at the Heritage, and you get on your knees and look up to the sky waiting for a group of guys to throw ropes on your face.
by 134man April 25, 2024
Get the Abbot St Bukkakemug. One evening it all came to a head... I wanted to go to the theatre and he wanted to stay at home and watch humiliation porn so I said,
You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.
You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.
by TONY of SXW2 May 18, 2024
Get the You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing offmug.