Sperm burglar

A woman who becomes pregnant by raping a man.

Dave, "mate, you know that woman who raped me 9 months ago."
Mike, "Yeah, why did you just bring it up?"
Dave,"I saw her with a kid that looks a bit like a younger me."
Mike,"She's a sperm burglar!"

by Lukethesod October 29, 2008

turd burglar

to fuck with another bloke

he is definately ging to be a turd burglar when hes older

by squeezemetim June 9, 2005

terd burglar

sleep with your ass against the wall! Here comes the turd burgler! Holey fudge packer! Watch your ass! exit only!

by turd swiper July 26, 2003

bloody buggar

1) The most offensive thing you can say in British, Scottish, Irish, South African, New Zealand or Australian English

It means anally sodomizing another man and causing his rectum to bleed like a bitch as in a prison rape

2) Something kids in America say to be funny

It refers to the snot in their nose that forms kernels and then they eat

1) Person with thick Yorkshire accent: "Aye, cunt. Yerrrrr a bloody buggar."

Girl/guy gets offended and hurt.

2) 7 y/o American kid: "I'm gonna eat a bloody buggar."

45 y/o English woman: "Don't say that. it's entirely vile."

by Assex 776 October 22, 2007

turd burglar

a cunning brokeback mountaineer. a lifter of other gentlemens shirts. arse bandit. turd burglars sneak around at the dead of night, particularly in college dorms, etc, looking for drunken/incapacitated victims they can bottybash.

"what was Roger doing round the YMCA last night?"
"didn't you know, he's a turd burglar..."

by Bobman UK October 25, 2006

Bular

An older, feeble lady. Visually impaired in her right eye. Tends to repeat herself all too often. This tends to anger student after a while, yet has no clue what is going on. Refer to moron for a further description.

"Chalk is made of dust cause it's over me all the time!"

by Jakecup December 10, 2003

Bulgarian Handshake

The hidden jiujistsu technique in which one grabs their opponent upside-down by the ankles, forehead smashes their taint, cause them to shit themselves, then the attacker sticks their foot into the opponents mouth, followed by dropping said opponent on their head.

Black Belt: Come here, Ziu Kang! Watch closely while I deliver a crushing Bulgarian Handshake to your weak dad bod!!

by Cholochugs June 18, 2016