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Bromantium

Strongest known bro to man. Also known as semen.
Whip out the bromantium for her bra.
by BromanderInChief89 September 24, 2022
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Bromance

The complicated term given to the close and at times affectionate relationship between 2 or more straight, heterosexual lads.

Used mostly amongst those aged late teens to those in their mid to late 30’s.

A Bromantic relationship often forms when straight lads are forced out of necessity to be at close quarters with one and other. For example living in army barracks, boarding at school, football and rugby teams.

Bromances can be displayed in all manner of ways. Most prominently there will be openly questionable moments such as declaring one’s love for another, kissing when drunk, hugging, spooning when hungover.

Lads in a Bromance will sign off messages with an X or more.

Lads in bromances will be comfortable seeing each other and being round each other naked.

Lads who are in a Bromance are so comfortable with their sexuality they will often have girlfriends or share sexual female partners. They have no problems touching or holding each others junk or bodies when naked. It’s no issue to them as they are not gay.

A Bromance can be secretly sexual usually made up of mutual oral sex and masturbation.

IMPORTANT NOTE: being in a Bromance is in no way gay. Only straight guys can have bromances.
Hugging his mate: “Bro, this is a Bromance”
Or
Dave’s GF “Dave has been spending a lot of time with Ryan recently hasn’t he?”
Ryan’s GF “I know right! They have such a Bromance going on
by Brogay January 3, 2023
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Bromantical Genius

Having the ability to make a romantic dynamic between two male characters work so perfectly that it's on another level (impressive).

(By the way: This is just a joke and is not an actual thing. As far as I know.)
Person A: "Guess what? I just finished up writing up another bl novel, and it did so well! I've sold over a hundred thousand copies so far! You have to read it sometime. I'm like a bromantical genius at this point."

Person B: "... Uh, I don't know what that means, but good for you?"
by Fic Lo ̶s̶(v)er October 17, 2023
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Bromancey

Bromancey (noun): A term used to describe an adversarial relationship between two males, where the dynamics of their connection exhibit elements of both friendship and rivalry.
1. "Their bromancey reached new heights as they playfully competed in sports, yet underlying tensions revealed a simmering rivalry that added complexity to their relationship."

2. "At first glance, their interactions seemed purely adversarial, but those who knew them well recognized the intricate layers of bromancey that defined their peculiar friendship."
by BromanderInChief89 November 18, 2023
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Bromantic scammer

When your bro let’s you down
Dude , don’t tell me you lit the joint when you didn’t. Your such a Bromantic scammer
by Ye Ric March 1, 2024
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Bromango

When you are in a professional setting and you are friends with someone higher up than you
Jane from accounting is my bromango.
by Lastcornflake April 11, 2024
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Bromance

Aiden and Jesus are the bromance”
by WetDogLettuce May 1, 2024
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