may the brew be with you

Having beers be with you at all time, alcohol.

Hey johnny, may the brew be with you and don't let the alcohol be out of your sight.

by thelostvokal May 7, 2015

Depresso Brew

When you spend some time sulking because of a depression episode.

I've got a delicious depresso brew during last weekend. My pillow and cat have been great pals on it!

by Lady Sertraline November 3, 2022

Barracks Brew

A dangerous and disgusting alcoholic beverage concocted by some tradoc shitbirds in the US Army, it is made by repeatedly straining skillcraft hand sanitizer through a filter made of ionized salt and standard issue long underwear. Possibly flavored with “beverage base orange - type 3.” May cause liver failure and/or stomach ulcers.

“wassup battle we gonna get hella crunk off dat barracks brew tonight, cuh. Don’t be lettin the drill sarnt catch us lackin”

by not cid August 6, 2021

Brew Co'd

Getting bent over and fucked on a bar in the middle of crowd

I brew co'd this chick Saturday night

by JDIZZLE86 May 8, 2023

brew your own vegetable soup

an informal nicer word for telling people to be minding their own, instead of someone elses, business. Told to someone when you actually want them to mind their own business.

(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, who was that? just curious

father: well, you'll have to learn who it was en temps et lieux utiles. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup

by Sexydimma June 21, 2012

Witches Brew

A liquidy, bubbly fart--think of the simmering, foul concotion typically found in a witch's pot--that unfortunately results in a little surprise in one's underwear, and comes with the sickening realization that something slipped out that shouldn't have. Most uncomfortable and difficult to explain when in a public place, far from a toilet. Impossible to deny.

I was getting blown by this hot chick last night when I got a sudden episode of witches brew and she threw up on my balls.

by Charlie777 June 1, 2014

brew room cop

An older coworker, normally a bit of a hipster, tries to define rules for conversation and behaviour in the brew room.
Also known to drag out work tasks, in order to remind people they are important.

His such a “brew room cop” we can’t even have a laugh if his in the room.

by Sidchrome November 12, 2023