Dirty Brendan

A very cool and hot and funny and cool person with a fully functional penis.

Wow dirty Brendan’s penis works so well like it gets hard and everything

by DefinitelyNotBrendanItsNotMe June 18, 2023

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Brendan Kell

an annoying guy that:
a) doesn’t know how to drive a car and has been pulled over by the cops
b) scratches the car
c) sucks at fortnite

person a: yo why is that guy so bad at fortnite?
person b: idk he somehow managed to blow himself up.
person a: oh i know it’s brendan kell

person b: ahhh that makes sense.

by imoyyy July 13, 2018

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Brendan Fraser

That moment in your life when you reminisce on those times where you used to be fit and cool but now you've become depressed, fat and forgotten.

Man I used to have a healthy BMI, now I've gone straight Brendan Fraser

by Virgin Antechinus November 24, 2020

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Brendan

An anime character. "The Jolly Ginger". "GingerBreadman". Has his own bankai. A high schooler with his own anime.

Yo, you see Brendan fight that *insert generic anime villain*! It was sick!

by Lightrell September 30, 2017

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Brendan is a little skinny teenager. He is so gay he looks at other guys butts so he can watch people slap them, he doesn't do it himself because he is a repeated sexual offender to all males. He is so easy to beat up that you could tickle him and his ribs would crack and his lungs will collapse. He is the gayest recorded person in the entire solar system and would kiss a guy with any chance that he gets. His mum is also ∞⁹⁹⁹⁹ pounds and super obese. She is the biggest thing in the observable universe and everything in the universe is at a high risk of being consumed by her.

Hey look, it's Brendan the gayest guy on earth. Let's go beat him up

by Jetason March 21, 2022

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