Bountiful Harvest

The best fucking dehydrated re fried beans you'll ever have. This brand also makes other vegetables in frozen, canned, and dehydrated forms, but who honestly gives a shit? What matters is them beans. Beware, because after Bountiful Harvest takes a crack at your tongue, no other re fried bean will compare. Therapy and living outdoors will do wonders for your mental health, but the true key to amazing mental health is a diet of these beans, mixed with rice and vegetables. When combined with rice, these homebois make a complete protein, and give you the fiber you need to shit out the toxic habits and people that are making you sad. The best way to eat em is half an half with some rice, with a clove or two of minced garlic thrown in (before cookin), and after cookin a dash or 2 of Garlic Salt, and phat splorch of sriracha, and a shredded cheese stick (stir till tha beans look all stringy when you lift your spoon out). Watch for tha bean splats when cookin though. Finish em off with a large head of broccoli, a carrot or 2, at least a half liter of water, and maybe some brussel sprouts or a bell pepper, and you'll have a groovy meal that's like really tasty and super good for you. These beans will fill your stomach with warmth, fullness, and love.

I would literally pay like $50 for one bag of these beans. Like I'm usin literally correctly, as in I would actually pay $50 for one bag of these beans please tell me where I can find these beans. I can't find them anywhere where can I buy Bountiful Harvest Dehydrated Re fried Beans? I need them in my life again. If you find/know of a store with these beans please contact me at [e-mail] I don't mind spam but like please help me find these beans

by ProfSoupBeanlover420 October 3, 2019

Bont

Verb-Adjective:

Yeet->Yote->Yont->Bont

He's just bonting!
Lets go bont.

by InstantRamenCup December 10, 2019

boontykoos

The definition of a LITERAL fucking god!

This man is boontykoos af.

by Creeeeeee February 2, 2020

Boont

charleston(SC) slang for a blunt of weed mixed cocaine. a choice of drug preferred by junkies.

“Cowboys gonna win the Super Bowl.”
“Man shut you flam ass up. You been smoking boont.?”

by Geechee843 May 20, 2020

Bountyism

When the police force is inadequate, a system of bountyism is often put in place, wherein a bounty is placed on a criminal for the citizens to take down.

There is a severe lack of bountyism in American politics.

by AtlanticComputer September 10, 2020

bonto

Stupid, retarded, demented, dumb, brainless, idiotic, draft

yo you're bare bonto man, never wanna chat to man again

Hahaha thats bonto bruv

Naah I asked gyal for number shes like naah f that shes bonto anyways

Dutty bonto gyal

Shut up u bonto

Yo u bonto blad?

by Roadbadb September 19, 2020

bontb

A anal leakage or a fucking sick lad

2.He is a bontb. 1. I have a bontb.

by anonymous September 19, 2020