Bear Bollinger

male person that is usually tall and scratches back using a tree

Bear Bollinger is a male person that is usually tall and scratches back using a tree.

by Bear is kool May 3, 2018

Pufferfish bellend

Where a man has a prickly bellend from pounding his mums pillow.

James has a pufferfish bellend from his experience with his mums pillow

by Bigmanbigshlong January 14, 2019

Mrs bollinger

A dirty slut teacher who flirts with her students

Stfu mrs bollinger I don’t want that ragged ass pussy of yours

Suck my balls mrs bollinger you fucking slutty ass dirty ass whore bitch

by Oofman 1998 June 22, 2019

Jingle bellend

An idiot at Christmas

You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

A'bellend

Known to roam Northern Europe poised as liberal political do-gooder but an utter liar, hard of hearing and insulting to those he represents.

Me: "Can we discuss your plans for cycle paths" A'bellends response "My mummy said I was special and always right. I dont care as you're a pleb La la la"

by Blaahblaablaa November 6, 2020

International Bellend Day

The moaning and whingeing of limp dick losers that takes part every year on the 8th of March in parallel with International Womens Day.

"I see from the Daily Mail comments section that it's international bellend day again."

by BigDaddyGee March 8, 2021

Jase Ballenger

Jase Ballenger is one of the mcs in the Dance of Thieves duology. He is hopelessly obsessed with his only love, Kazi. Almost like Kazi is so hopelessly lost in her trauma. It’s funny

Jase, oh Jase

Start making smart choices

or you’ll be cut with Wren’s mace
also Kazi still hears voices

<3

I really came through with that Jase Ballenger rhyme, didn’t i

by Cora the Chrysaora quinquecirr July 8, 2021